IMPORTANT: Recent hackings

[Classical]

Leaving LLJK is an offense worthy of continued harassment.

Coming from the guy that was kicked out from a pay to join clan.

Moving past Ylca's ramblings, damn this thread has gone off topic. If there was a side road on this topics road, then we went down it, made a right into the forest of crab cakes, ate some Skittles, got high, and then made camp in a far away place.. Forever lost from that original road, never to return.

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[vinnytk]

Much better! Believable, but with the trademark lack of any narrative resembling actual events.

Leaving LLJK is an offense worthy of continued harassment. Certain members of LLJK have a  reality issue, which is why zealot can attempt to be a diplomat 20 seconds after causing quite the stir, and why for some reason poor LLJK members seem to constantly be getting themselves banned. Must be some sort of conspiracy that a few manage to get themselves banned wherever they go.

Mass bans have never been the answer but LLJK is constantly going to deal with bad PR because they won't take out their trash because e-friends never say no or voice an opinion, even while the house is burning. Add to that the numerous heavy thinkers who can be trolled with anything more than a paragraph worth of writing (that they just cannot ignore, apparently) and you have a pretty large set of soft targets just asking for constant scrutiny.

lmao, post more quote sperg

[Snatch]

Much better! Believable, but with the trademark lack of any narrative resembling actual events.

Leaving LLJK is an offense worthy of continued harassment. Certain members of LLJK have a  reality issue, which is why zealot can attempt to be a diplomat 20 seconds after causing quite the stir, and why for some reason poor LLJK members seem to constantly be getting themselves banned. Must be some sort of conspiracy that a few manage to get themselves banned wherever they go.

Mass bans have never been the answer but LLJK is constantly going to deal with bad PR because they won't take out their trash because e-friends never say no or voice an opinion, even while the house is burning. Add to that the numerous heavy thinkers who can be trolled with anything more than a paragraph worth of writing (that they just cannot ignore, apparently) and you have a pretty large set of soft targets just asking for constant scrutiny.

You are an idiot. Jesus, why do you even have a SA account. You were ran out of LLJK in CRPG, you are constantly insulted in GoonWaffle, and consistently probated on SA. You are the worse.

[Hunter_the_Honourable]

Facts about the British:
-Race of supervillians
-Love taxing tea and stamps
-Born hackers
-Play weird games like cricket

Ban all british.

maybe this is the reason you were banned, of-corse if you had brains you would of worked  that out by now and you would have stopped. But you don't so you wont hence is why you are always being banned *sigh* this is why I don't play on NA servers, and the bitching continues *sigh*

[Classical]

maybe this is the reason you were banned, of-corse if you had brains you would of worked  that out by now and you would have stopped. But you don't so you wont hence is why you are always being banned *sigh* this is why I don't play on NA servers, and the bitching continues *sigh*

We have no brains, irrelevant sarcastic post to prove it, of-corse it all makes hence now. *sigh*

[Slantedfloors]

Much better! Believable, but with the trademark lack of any narrative resembling actual events.

Ylca, I just want you to know that I enjoyed your company in LLJK. You're an okay guy.

But you were bad. Really bad. You regularly ignored all advice as to how to improve your skills, or streamline a build, or work as a team. You could not take the slightest criticism without launching into a massive rage-fest and a seven page post about how you had been wronged. You did this MULTIPLE TIMES.

You attempted to be LLJK's...Jesus, I don't even know what to call it...Dojo master, maybe? You attempted to give build or fighting advice, despite rarely getting past a 1:1 kill ratio. You constantly tried to get people to try out incredibly broken builds (1H&S + Shortbow? What the fuck?) or terrible strategies that got everybody killed. When you got called on this, you usually responded by saying you were one of the best players, despite usually having a skill ratio such as this:

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_{Look at that man. Honestly, look at that. hellowrold is congenitally retarded and on another continent, but he could still manage to get killed less.}

So yeah, we make fun of you. A lot. A little too much, honestly. But don't try to play it as you being maliciously picked out of the crowd for no reason.

You're free to come back to LLJK once you annoy the Khans enough to kick you out.

[Classical]

Welcome to the official "Ylca vs. LLJK" thread, enjoy your stay.

[Tydeus]

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Ylca, I just want you to know that I enjoyed your company in LLJK. You're an okay guy.

But you were bad. Really bad. You regularly ignored all advice as to how to improve your skills, or streamline a build, or work as a team. You could not take the slightest criticism without launching into a massive rage-fest and a seven page post about how you had been wronged. You did this MULTIPLE TIMES.

You attempted to be LLJK's...Jesus, I don't even know what to call it...Dojo master, maybe? You attempted to give build or fighting advice, despite rarely getting past a 1:1 kill ratio. You constantly tried to get people to try out incredibly broken builds (1H&S + Shortbow? What the fuck?) or terrible strategies that got everybody killed. When you got called on this, you usually responded by saying you were one of the best players, despite usually having a skill ratio such as this:

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_{Look at that man. Honestly, look at that. hellowrold is congenitally retarded and on another continent, but he could still manage to get killed less.}

So yeah, we make fun of you. A lot. A little too much, honestly. But don't try to play it as you being maliciously picked out of the crowd for no reason.

You're free to come back to LLJK once you annoy the Khans enough to kick you out.

At least this is both more amusing and less offensive than the previous posts in this thread about mass bans and people not being able to comprehend sarcasm.

[SPQR]

Its my position that Ylca can only return after he has completed a "world tour" of being kicked out of every clan in cRPG. I anticipate this will take about 3 months.