I'll never forget the first time I played M&B. It was native, team death match. It was my very first life of my very first game. I looked at the equipment I could spawn with.
"Oh Shit! I can have a Horse? PFFFFTTT This is going to be hilarious. I'll just trample whoever the fuck gets in my way!"
I spawned and urged my steed to full gallop, on a collision course to the nearest enemy. My heart pounded. Visions of hoof-beaten massacres floated in my head. This was going to be great!
The enemy did some kind of weird jump swing and killed me and the horse in one hit.
I typed: horses aren't so good in this game, huh?
Replied: lol nope