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Re: hawt sex
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2014, 12:30:20 am »
Ok fine here's a selfie I took

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Re: hawt sex
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2014, 12:32:27 am »
so was it 14 in dog-years?..
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« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2014, 12:35:51 am »
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Re: hawt sex
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2014, 01:41:23 am »
Ok fine here's a selfie I took

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you must be a pro with footjobs  :mrgreen:
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Re: hawt sex
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2014, 03:03:47 pm »
Drove over 300 km today :( More than 6 hours in a car... Had to open a window at some point, so I wouldn't fall asleep. Also, took a piss in a bottle doing 130 km/h on a highway - pissed all over the place of course :( what a shit day!
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Re: hawt sex
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2014, 06:25:05 pm »
Also, took a piss in a bottle doing 130 km/h on a highway - pissed all over the place of course :( what a shit day!

Erm... why you didn't stop and took the piss in peace?  :wink:
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« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2014, 06:30:41 pm »
My boss just fired me. All because of your NSFW avatar, Falka! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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Re: hawt sex
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2014, 06:56:49 pm »
Erm... why you didn't stop and took the piss in peace?  :wink:

You can't stop on a highway  :shock: I would have to drive off, and that's 10-15 minutes at least, with a u-turn and whatnot, in a loaded van. I really hate how much space it needs to make a full 180 turn.  Can't see shit from it either, only the 2 mirrors on the sides... I am not a pro driver, i prefer driving small cars, like Golf - they feel just like my G25 in GTA4 :)
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« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2014, 07:51:12 pm »
I am not a pro driver, i prefer driving small cars
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Re: hawt sex
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2014, 10:39:52 pm »
Drove over 300 km today :( More than 6 hours in a car... Had to open a window at some point, so I wouldn't fall asleep. Also, took a piss in a bottle doing 130 km/h on a highway - pissed all over the place of course :( what a shit day!

Do it like pro, drive next to someone else, open the window, unzip your pants, and rain their car with yellow.

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