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Re: Funniest movie deaths?
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2014, 05:12:40 am »
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Re: Funniest movie deaths?
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2014, 06:10:57 pm »
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movie Executive Decision have run for like 15-20mins and then steven seagal die (?!)

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Re: Funniest movie deaths?
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2014, 07:12:15 pm »
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movie Executive Decision have run for like 15-20mins and then steven seagal die (?!)


He had it coming.

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Re: Funniest movie deaths?
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2014, 07:34:17 pm »
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I can't believe nobody has posted from this movie yet!


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Re: Funniest movie deaths?
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2014, 12:24:19 am »
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Re: Funniest movie deaths?
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2014, 07:05:15 am »
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Yeah I dislike the guy.

macho showoff  :P he make some movie and of course he is the hero and of course he is immortal and invincible (and the greatest dad) I do enjoy watching him breaking peoples limbs he is one of the only Hollywood actors who seem to enjoy breaking bones. I like that. breaking bones Is good and effective

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Re: Funniest movie deaths?
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2014, 02:35:25 pm »
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macho showoff  :P he make some movie and of course he is the hero and of course he is immortal and invincible (and the greatest dad) I do enjoy watching him breaking peoples limbs he is one of the only Hollywood actors who seem to enjoy breaking bones. I like that. breaking bones Is good and effective

TBH while I can believe people like Stallone, Scharzenegger (I hope I typed this right) or Van Damme that they are super action heroes in movies, I cant really believe the same about Seagal. To me, he looks like a strange dude with stupid hairstyle and fetish for breaking peoples bones. I cant simply find anything likeable about him.
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Re: Funniest movie deaths?
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Re: Funniest movie deaths?
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2014, 03:45:21 pm »
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TBH while I can believe people like Stallone, Scharzenegger (I hope I typed this right) or Van Damme that they are super action heroes in movies, I cant really believe the same about Seagal. To me, he looks like a strange dude with stupid hairstyle and fetish for breaking peoples bones. I cant simply find anything likeable about him.

Id never buy his movie but sure id watch it any day its good laugh and his character is usually more brutal to his victims compared to the others', I think its good lol :)

edit: I just think its entertaining to see some hero dude go berserk, pwning 10 guys singlehanded without getting a scratch  :lol: tried to find some funny youtube mix where he is pwning everyone but instead I found this, dunno wtf but gonna watch it now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvzBuHJOOtQ

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Re: Funniest movie deaths?
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2014, 07:15:38 pm »
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I am seeing a different reason here:
TBH while I can believe people like Stallone(heavy accent), Scharzenegger(heavy accent) (I hope I typed this right) or Van Damme(heavy accent) that they are super action heroes in movies, I cant really believe the same about Seagal(no accent). To me, he looks like a strange dude with stupid hairstyle and fetish for breaking peoples bones. I cant simply find anything likeable about him.

Mybe you just have a thing for guys with accents.

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Re: Funniest movie deaths?
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2014, 06:04:37 am »
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http://www.vice.com/read/steven-seagal-is-the-lamest-guy-ever
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Steven was involved in a raid on a person's house that resulted in the death of a puppy and 115 chickens.
Jesus Llovera was suspected of cockfighting. So Mr. Seagal, Sheriff Joe Arpaio (who, himself, is a pretty terrible guy), a camera crew, and a SWAT team turned up at his house with a tank, some other armored vehicles, and a fucking bomb robot.
Despite the fact that Jesus had no history of weapon ownership, was home alone, and was suspected of cockfighting rather than like, bomb making or murder or something, Steven was allowed to drive a tank through the front wall of the man's home, while the SWAT team smashed through his windows and moved in to arrest him. A puppy belonging to Jesus's children was killed during the raid, and the 115 chickens that Steven and pals were there to rescue ended up being euthanized on the spot. When asked for a comment by a local news station, Seagal said, "animal cruelty is one of my pet peeves."
Wtf? Did this really happen? I dont even....

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Re: Funniest movie deaths?
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2014, 12:09:48 pm »
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I am seeing a different reason here:
Mybe you just have a thing for guys with accents.

I doubt that, because I watch most of movies dubbed in my language. Now that I think about it, the only time I heard their real voice is when there is some kind of activity they attend and comment on.
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Re: Funniest movie deaths?
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2014, 12:15:48 pm »
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... he looks like a strange dude with stupid hairstyle and fetish for breaking peoples bones.

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Re: Funniest movie deaths?
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