Greece was only gay, because back then, it was the only safe way to reproduce. Women's vaginas were infested with turkish kebab, the only safe place for a man's semen was the large intestine of a boy younger than ten years (after ten, his diarrhea because of regular tzaziki intake would be too bad to make his intestines a home for human semen). Superior greek technology then achieved artificial fertilization with the egg cells of goats or sheep. That's how the greek race reproduced for centuries, until they imported Baklava from the Serbs, which acted as a natural counter agent to the turkish kebab infestation. This put an end to the need to have sex with little boys, but many Greeks still kept the tradition high to this day, also to always have a few trained subjects ready for when there might be a new rise of infected vaginas.
