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Re: How I feel lately as Cav...
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2013, 06:33:16 pm »
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Just to make this clear, if you didn't notice by the movie then let me tell you now that this is World War I, the soldiers who are fighting are no chocolate chip cookies... . Seriously, some people immediately think every german soldier = chocolate chip cookie.

Next time if you post about history at least come with actually slight fact knowledge.
I've never heard the term “chocolate chip cookie” before, I'm guessing it refers to some kind of German soldier?
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Re: How I feel lately as Cav...
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2013, 06:39:03 pm »
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it's N-azi, and not a kind of german soldier.

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Re: How I feel lately as Cav...
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2013, 07:02:41 pm »
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As a foot soldier we all know the proper way is to kill the horse first then have everyone swarm the rider, who will actually get more points from proximity team wounding than the guys trying to kill him.  If, by accident, the enemy range kills the rider first, us friendly infantry will kill the horse; hopefully seconds before a dismounted cav on our team runs up to it.

The order of ranged targets is 1) Cavalry 2) 2-handers/polearms 3) shielders  4) ranged 5) mounted ranged.  This is chosen by a combination of most dangerous/easiest to hit/most annoying to all other players.  The only thing ranged wants to do is get rid of everyone who could interfere with their favourite game of pew pew.  Pew pew takes a lot of patience and concentration, and that is hard to do when someone could sneak up behind you, so its only when all melee cav and infantry are gone that they can finally relax and try hitting each other from the far sides of the map.

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Re: How I feel lately as Cav...
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2013, 10:15:32 pm »
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The video ends like they are about to rape the horse

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Re: How I feel lately as Cav...
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2013, 10:48:20 pm »
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squeeel like a pig :'(
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Re: How I feel lately as Cav...
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2013, 05:15:07 pm »
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Hmm never saw that movie, maybe I should give it a viewing
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Re: How I feel lately as Cav...
« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2013, 06:46:32 pm »
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Hmm never saw that movie, maybe I should give it a viewing
It's worth watching at least one time. I personally thought it was a hearth warming movie.

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Re: How I feel lately as Cav...
« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2013, 06:59:14 pm »
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It's worth watching at least one time. I personally thought it was a hearth warming movie.

So you're saying it should be tossed into the fireplace then?

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Re: How I feel lately as Cav...
« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2013, 07:01:41 pm »
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I'm just glad the horses in cRPG aren't invincible like real life horses apparently are.

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Re: How I feel lately as Cav...
« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2013, 07:04:23 pm »
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It's worth watching at least one time. I personally thought it was a hearth warming movie.

That's the vibe I got originally when the movie was previewed...thanks for steering me away from it.   :twisted:

Also Matey, those people are just really good shots, and horse lovers (maybe they want the horses for themselves...ala Kamikaze Joe style).  They're not evil dishonorable crpg players who kill horses.
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Re: How I feel lately as Cav...
« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2013, 07:17:44 pm »
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They're not evil dishonorable crpg players who kill horses.

Hey its not my fault they keep running into my pike.

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Re: How I feel lately as Cav...
« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2013, 07:28:54 pm »
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Also Matey, those people are just really good shots, and horse lovers (maybe they want the horses for themselves...ala Kamikaze Joe style).  They're not evil dishonorable crpg players who kill horses.

they know that horse stew is best with fresh meat
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Re: How I feel lately as Cav...
« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2013, 07:35:05 pm »
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3:03 is the moment you realise you went round a corner and theres 3 archers and a thrower.
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Re: How I feel lately as Cav...
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2013, 09:02:20 pm »
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I always kill their horses when I manage to poke them out of saddle as 1h shielder.

It is like:

NO! FUCK YOU! DIE! FUCK YOUR CLASS! AND FUCK YOUR HORSE TOO!
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