THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING FACTION HALL THREAD

NO MANCHILD CAN DEFEAT THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING.

All who stand in the way of THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING will be defeated; we are the nerdherd that shall be the scourge of tryhard cheesedick spergnerds in Strategus. We exist because of the stalemate between huge blocks of factions hiding with tens of thousands of troops in their shitty castles on the Strategus map. We aren't afraid to do whatever we want wherever we want on the Strategus map. Join the horde, pledge your fealty, or be crushed by THE GOBBLIN KING.

List of vassals:

The Frisian Freedom
Les Chevaliers Occitan
The Kingdom of Erzoth
The Knights Union of the Tundra Territories
The Republic of Mates
Free United Peoples of Ahmerrad
Astralis
Chopas
Werfried's Peasant Battalion

List of people that will be vassals when THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING gets to them:

Murder Boner
TKoV
HoC
FCC
Gmnotutoo's kawaii ninja clan
LL
Hospitaller
Ravens
Chinamen
FPF
Dracul
Anders
SKoT
GoW

[Gnjus]

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P.S.

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You should quit the booze Daruvian, it does you no good.

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[HarryCrumb]

gay clan is gay

[Relit]

The GOBBLIN people have nothing to fear from the Ravens of Valhalla. A unaccompanied GOBBLIN child could walk unmolested and without fear from Malayurg castle to Narra to Uhhun Castle. Such is the respect we have toward the GOBBLIN people.

[Artyem]

Aye, any GOBBLIN man or woman in the tundra can expect safe travel and a warm delivery of fresh hot cocoa and anal beads upon arrival.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING is always accepting new vassals and new GOBBLINS are always being spawned from the deepest, darkest caverns of the Strategus map.

If anyone is interested in pledging their fealty as a vassal or joining THE REALM, just PM me yo.

(You get a free army if you join.)

[Socks]

sox cln wuld like u to bcome our vassals pls be our vassals so we can ruel world k thx

[Snufalufagus]

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Who will win?

[oohillac]

9/10

would gobble again

[SP1N]

GREGARIOUSGIRTHGOBBLINGIRL reporting for banner-stacking duty.

[Gnjus]

GREGARIOUSGIRTHGOBBLINGIRL reporting for banner-stacking duty.

Who's the lonesome pretty goblin girl in your avatar ?

[Tanken]

What is this...how did we end up as Vassals?


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[SP1N]

May I suggest this tune be added to the Gobblin King's list of fanfare?
I believe alongside Space Jam, this will be a great morale boost in times of war annihilation.

Reasons:

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-The instrumental for this track is titled "Goblin's Sigh" (We'll excuse their misspelling)
-The chopped and screwed voice represents the Gobblin and his sigh (Probably due to the inadequacy of the Diplomacy forums)
-There's mention of Gobblins in the lyrics ("We just gotta make it home before the Gobblins take the night") including the word being sampled a few times throughout the track
-Because listen to it, it's fucking awesome

[Voncrow]

You need to update this since GoW took a knee.

[Sandersson Jankins]

You need to update this since GoW took a knee.

more like took two knees

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its funny because

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its like they're sucking dick

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lol