Chestaclese "battles" Lord Mathews

[Chestaclese]

A nameless penciled neck nerd entered Chestaclese tent where he and a number of friends sat around his war table playing a game of gin rummy.

“Lord Chestaclese,” he shouted. “ Mathews army is on the move, the battle is upon us.”

Chestaclese peered his eyes away from his cards to show a frown that began to spread itself along his jaw. “Surely there is time for one last round.”

Sauce dealt the cards one last time and before he was finished another limp wristed nerd entered the tent.

“Lord Chestaclese,” he shouted. “The battle is over, we’ve won!”

Chestaclese peered his eyes away from his cards once more to show a frown that began to spread itself along his jaw. “gin.”

[Canary]

I tried to save them, the soldiers of the Legion, but they just kept strafing into enemy blows and falling down behind me.

It could have been a better fight, but it seemed like we weren't sure what we were doing.

[BaleOhay]

I was very surprised to see a lack of NA players over on your side. What was up with that? It was not a bad time I thought and LL made the attack.

[Artyem]

I love the English Bill, I wish more armies had them.

[Goretooth]

I was very surprised to see a lack of NA players over on your side. What was up with that? It was not a bad time I thought and LL made the attack.

Some of us actually leave the house on holiday weekends.

[Canuck]

Any time before 11 AM is a little too early on a Sunday morning for me to wake up and want to hate myself for playing a strat battle