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Cop gets record number of complaints
« on: August 25, 2013, 01:41:05 am »
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Re: Cop gets record number of complaints
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2013, 03:22:30 am »
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Cops can be either really chill, or complete and utter retards who think they wrote the fucking law.

One cop in my county gave back weed, pipe, and honeyoil after searching our car when we were caught parked and smoking inside.  :mrgreen: He told us to go home and do recreationals in private.

Another cop in my county was pissed because I mouthed him off while working a retail job. He told me to stop smoking cigarettes in front of the business I was working at (because they banned cigarette smoking on the street.) So I put out the smoke and proceeded to explain to him that I worked here and didn't have breaks aside from lunch, because of limited employees I can't go around the corner to smoke, to which he said something like "Go back inside unless you want to get arrested." (while I was on the fucking job!!) Then I really got pissed off and told him to do his worst I'm not breaking any laws yadda yadda yadda... Long story short, He came back later in the day I saw him across the street and I was giving him the "evil eye" that "I'm gonna rip off your scrotum and shove it down your throat until you die of suffocation" look. And I spat on the sidewalk (because I was feeling like a badass cowboy minus the chewing tobacco.) So he walks up and proceeds to write me a ticket for spitting on the sidewalk. 120$ dollar ticket lmao... but I searched up the offense and it was lumped in the same citation offense as "spilling liquids on public property, throwing footballs/frisbee's in public, as well as spitting" but it was required the officer give a verbal warning before issuing the citation... So I had to go to court, sit there and listen to other peoples minor offense cases for like a hour until finally I got my turn, I told judge I didn't get a verbal warning, the cop (sitting there with all the other cops) was abusing power to go on a personal vendetta against me because I pissed him off earlier in the day, and that this entire charade was a complete waste of city money and time for everyone involved.  I won, didn't have to pay the ticket. But that fucking pig still has his job... I still give him the "evil eye" when I see him on the street.  :evil:
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Re: Cop gets record number of complaints
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2013, 04:09:59 am »
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ya know pissing off cops is like pissing off workers at a restaurant, the only exception is the cop isn't restricted to a 200x200 building but possibly a whole city or state, and yes he will spit in your food, or in your case give you a ticket.

im "chill" though! :)

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Re: Cop gets record number of complaints
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2013, 06:43:16 am »
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buddy of mine has a really funny way of dealing with popos when he gets pulled over

he apparently, keeps a nerf gun in his car, when pulled over, and the cop asks him if he has any weapons, he replys
that he has a nerf gun, the whole idea is to try to come off looking as victim-like, naive, innocent as possibly.

it has apparently worked three times, he would just be left with a warning, one of those times he was going 90 on a 45 road
You are a horrible human being clockwork.

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