SEX WITH MARY JANE OR GWEN STACY !!! NEW POLL !!

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MARY JANE

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GWEN STACY

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[Vibe]

do i see a sex poll without vibe in it? 

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do i see a sex poll without vibe in it? 

who the f is vibe ?

[zagibu]

There is an old german saying: "Je rostiger das Dach, desto feuchter der Keller." It means "The rustier the roof, the moister the cellar." or something like that. Which means I would probably go with MJ, although her hair seems to be fake red.

[Armpit_Sweat]

There is an old german saying: "Je rostiger das Dach, desto feuchter der Keller." It means "The rustier the roof, the moister the cellar." or something like that. Which means I would probably go with MJ, although her hair seems to be fake red.

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That is so awesome! Kirsten Dunst seems to be a type who is all quite and soft, but will fuck with vigorous inspiration. A type who talks about Woodstock rock and cats, when you meet her in a pub, all while touching your groin with her toes under the table. She must be moist enough to slide down the hill any day of the year, if she is wearing a skirt.
That's how my Kisten Dunst is. And she likes it up her ass. Definitely up her ass. Mmmm-mm-mary Jane!

I want her to team up with Nina Persson from The Cardigans, they both eat some MDMA, share a bottle of white wine, and treat me like a chocolate ice cream - lick me until my whole body is sore, then apply some soothing stuff from The Body Shop, and then I do them both up their asses. Yep, that would be a living! Sweet, sweet Nina and Kirsten...

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[CrazyCracka420]

That's an awesome saying Zagibu, and one that I'm a firm (giggity) believer in

[Bjord]

Armpit, are you physically capable of posting something that you do not put effort in? Because I swear to god, you have not one post that doesn't amuse me in some way.

Also does your wife not please you? The way you fantisize about ass raping Kirsten Dunst.

This bitch right here, just spotted her in the movie "The Colony" (lukewarm film but great visuals):

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[Christo]

I +1-d a random post of yours Armpit because I can't plus this.

Seriously.

[Armpit_Sweat]

I appreciate your kind words, gentlemen! It was my privilage to defend Kirsten Dunst's honor!
As to my wife, without going into details, i would say that our intimate relationship is not as entertaining, as it used to be. Although it might have something to do with me releasing wet, five seconds long farts when she is talking with her mother on Skype, scratching my balls and sniffing fingers afterwards, watching "Tim and Eric Awesome Show" for several hours in row, wearing only a t-shirt covered in chili and garlic sauce, and all the other lovely habits, that i was suppressing when we were only dating. 
 
That's family life for you - when wife is telling you to "go fuck yourself", she literally means what she is saying