Now, this is a story all about how
My fief got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a fortnight
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a fief called New Senuzdga Castle
In west Emirin born and raised
On Na_1 was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some arrows outside of the battle
When a couple of Saxton's who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my Alliancehood
I got in one little fight and my mom (pistachio) got scared
He said 'You're movin' with your Fief and Tismir in Europair
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my armory and sent me on my way
She gave me a hi-5 and then she gave me my tickets.
I put my Masterworks on and said, 'Saxton may as well suck it'.
First Trip, yo this is bad
Drinking Beer and Ale out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Europair living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, Saxtonese, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of New Senuzdga Castleeeee
Well, the Charger reared and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a Saxton standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get 1-hit yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a plated charger and when it came near
The rearend said fresh and it had dice on its balls
If anything I could say that this horse was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to SENUZDGAIR'
I pulled up to the castle about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the horse 'Yo horse smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Senuzgdair
*bows*
