I.. can't take this much longer.

[pingpong]

Why would I tan, being in a steady relationship for some years now?.. To get skin cancer?.. And as i wrote earlier in this thread, you can get a lamp for that. No need for excessive sun heat in the XXI century. You can even get a spray-tan these days. Fuck the spray tan, you can tattoo your whole body brown if you wish! Or even better, tattoo everything brown, and leave your balls as they were - so you can unzip and be like "Surprise motherfucker!" How cool would that be?!

So you wanna be a blackman with white mans penis? Thats the dumbest thing i've heard on these forums, ever.

[Armpit_Sweat]

So you wanna be a blackman with white mans penis? Thats the dumbest thing i've heard on these forums, ever.

I was going through your posts, to find something stupid, and found this:

Latvia the annoying hemorrhoid in the face of beautiful europe, a country that no one remembers even exists, much less the people there, mainly because there are no people left in latvia, they all abandoned the ship when their shitty country went bankrupt and moved to UK to become plumbers that everyone in UK thinks are polish plumbers.

A country so empty it has more animals living there than humans.
A country so poor its common to see rich people begging on the street.
A country so meaningless its mostly only known for being part of the Soviet Union.
A country so small no one gives a fuck about it.

Smoked a joint earlier, so my lips got stuck to my gums from laughing so hard! Damn man!

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No offense to anyone from Latvia, it's actually not that bad at all, if you have a decent job Oh, holy fuck, i am still cracking up, every time i read it

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[Christo]

potato

[Sir_Hans]

Rain dance anyone?

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[Henry_Broodsonson]

[Kafein]

In Brussels starting from 27 celsius the air is saturated with humidity. Sleeping well is pretty impossible.