The no goodian neck bearded bastards oft referred to as "Mercs" have defiled our home land for too long!
We are currently engaged in a war of attrition for the rolling fish coated hills of Fisdnar.
We have a battle on tonight at 1500 vs 100. This is a key strategic attack that we need to come off our way!
Seems obvious 1500 vs 100 how can we loose? Well it's happened before and it will happen again!
So to rally the men I offer plunder.
Whom ever shall slay the most vile enemies, win or loose! Shall receive a hefty commission of 50,000 gold! Whom ever shall bare the shield for our valiant hero shall receive 25,000 gold!
So spread the word, there's gold to be had!
Oh and plunder, oh and the good thing.
NEVER FORGET THE GOOD THING!
