I have a confession to make.

[Exitialis]

http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/is-this-for-real!/

I auctioned the stones under the pseudonym CID. I am not to be mistaken for the REAL CID.
I'm a liar and a terrible man. I haven't been able to sleep well ever since my crime, that is why I confess.

I'm also a C-rpg addict.
It was also I who painted the moustache on uncle bob's hundred dollar bill.
I'm also the one responsible for accidently turning on a store alarm, once, as I was looking for a toilet.
It was also me who put cheetos in a sleeping friends nose.
I'm the one who accidently lit the local weed club storage facility on fire.
Oh... and I'm the one who accidently nerfed 1h.



I'm sorry.

[Artyem]

You sick fuck...

[Dooz]

I forgive you.

BE CLEANSED OF YOUR SINS

[MrShine]

you almost got away with the long con too!

[Kitten_Mittonz]

Call an exorcist i feel the presences of a crpg demon within him! 

[WITCHCRAFT]

Back when the auctions were a brand new thing, I did that. I sold a practice dagger with the description as something like "I HAD A DRACULA LIVIN UP IN MY ATTIC AND THIS STAKE WRECKED HIM. ALL OPEN HE MOUTH TO TALK BUT JUST SOME BLACK SMOKE COME OUT AND YOU THINK YOU HEAR A CRYIN OLD MAN REAL FAR AWAY LIKE. BUY THIS STAKE IF YOU IS HOUNDED BY DRACULAS" or something to that effect.

"crpg craigslist" is what we should have instead of an auction house, anyway.

4000 FLEABITTEN ROTTEN-ASS BEAR PELTS. YOU COME ON DOWN TO THE CITY OF DHIRIM, THEY'RE YOURS. AINT EVEN GOTTA PAY. JUST MOVE THIS STINKY ASS BEARSKINS OUT MY HOUSE.

[IR_Kuoin]

I also bet you're the HX who keeps stalling the rounds.

[Artyem]

4000 FLEABITTEN ROTTEN-ASS BEAR PELTS. YOU COME ON DOWN TO THE CITY OF DHIRIM, THEY'RE YOURS. AINT EVEN GOTTA PAY. JUST MOVE THIS STINKY ASS BEARSKINS OUT MY HOUSE.

Woah, who the fuck gave you my bear pelts?

[Exitialis]

Since I've been forgiven, I have a proposition:
I bought a stone for 2 gold and sold it for 50 000, that's an around 2,499,900% profit, as such I suggest that I should be given the title of Master Merchant, due to my good margin.
Even guy's selling million gold herilooms can't beat that.

I also bet you're the HX who keeps stalling the rounds.

HX? You mean Horse Crossbowman? Even I do not sink that low... I still have a conscience for gods sake.

[WITCHCRAFT]

Woah, who the fuck gave you my bear pelts?

After reading your strat fief thread, bear pelts have become my default trade item when talking about them