Ser! Your cause seems noble and just, let me quickly peruse comments from other customers...
Ghosts and liars…Revenants from forgotten wars, lost causes, failed rebellions, a brotherhood of the failed and the fallen, the disgraced and the disinherited.
- Jon Connington
Abandoned us in our time of need; would not recommend
- Myr
You have me to look forward to as your future commander...and I'm kind of a huge pussy
-"Homeless" Harry Strickland
...oh.