If you want to master the art of being a noob during the siege you must obey these few simple rules:
/edition II, accepted by Chigest N00b Councyl on 6th of May 2013/
while playing as attacker:
1. there is always time ... even 00:30 timer is a good reason to run somewhere from spawn
2. cleaning the walls from the hidden ninjas and double checking if anyone isn't still hiding somewhere is the most important job of attacker
3. always try to destroy the gates, even if there is open passage 30 meters away - the walls must tremble before ya!
4. if some enemy breaks through the defenders - make a group chase of him - killing a man when there are 6 people hunting him proves your skill
5. if you see teammates bleeding at the flag - don't go there! it may be dangerous! find a crossbow and snipe the walls with your eagle-eye
6. if your team mate is standing next to a ladder on the ground hs is probably just admiring the beautiful scenery and you should feel free to tap dance across the ladder (thx Casimir)
7. always mass up when swinging at gate, your ally may have a mw flamberge but YOU MUST hit the wall with your 12b wooden dagger at all cost! (thx Isatis)
8. always stop in the middle of ladder to type something or just to stand still and admire the sight, stopping in other places might not be as good for concentration needed for those activities or you might forget what you were planning to write (thx Isatis)
while playing as defender:
1. there is always time and the flag isn't a rabbit - it won't run
2. defending the walls is most important, surely many enemies will come here (twice) to sweep for ninjas like you and then they will meet their fate
3. destroy stakes at all cost - show everyone how powerful are your hits and how fearless you are
4. if someone shouts "FLAG!" it just means that he probably has reminded himself something, nothing to bother yourself
5. don't close the doors after ya, let servants do the dirty job - your battletime and skill is too precious for that
6. you shall always put stakes right before narrow places, especially behind a group of your teammates so they are better protected (thx Bloody 9)
7. Never, ever, sit at the flag, this ain't your job, this is the job of afkers and leechers! (thx Isatis)
Universal rules:
1. If your enemy dominates you in the fight, show him your supremacy in chat! remarks like "lol bundle of sticks", "retarded lolhander" and "disabled heroshit" will surely put him back into his peasantish place! (thx Uther Pendragon)
2. Use kicks like a pro. Kick your teammates off the walls, kick reloading crossbowmen, kick the guy who's closing the gate. If no wall nor xbower is close - just kick somebody you can! It is necessary to show them all how pro you are. (thx Macropus)
PS
Thanx for the new ones, feel free to add any rules not listed yet.
