Twerking at Nova Tismirr

[Gristle]

Phantasmal's fief? You've fucked up now. Walk into a crossbowman's home, and you gon' get shot down.

[Tojo]

Tojo was working quietly in the kitchen of New Ayyikes Barracks when he heard strange music approaching the village. As he moved closer he could hear a repetitive drum beam with alternating tempo, which he would describe as "bounce" music. Walking toward the village entrance he could see 100 men in shining armor on top of a nearby hill, but something was not right. These soldiers appeared to be shaking their plump asses syncing the movement of flesh with the beat in a strangely erotic manner. From where he was standing Tojo could barely read their banner, "Twerk Crew, hmm I shall send a messenger to investigate this lot could be trouble"...

A message runner exited  Ayyike with haste and made it to the hilltop quickly. The music was pounding in his ears as he had to yell to ask who was in charge. Most of the Twerk Crew payed no attention but continued to gyrate and wobble their buttocks to the beat of the music. The messenger looked around and saw someone who looked like they were in charge. He at least thought the man was in charge by the number of other men that were grinding their buns against his body. "I need to speak with the man in charge" said the messenger boy as he approached the strange man. "I am Steelswine_55, go on.", said the man "His Lordship Tojo requests the nature of your visit to new Ayyike..."

[Darkkarma]

Recently, me and mine ran across a group of refugees from Nova Tismirr looking to take refuge behind our city walls. We are in a time of war so we brought them aside and demanded they tell us what their business here was. Upon hearing of the atrocious style of living the poor girls were subjected to in their home we accepted them with open arms. What share with you now is their story.

[KaMiKaZe_JoE]

SON OF A FUCKING BITCH GOD DAMMIT

I typed up the most awesome RP post, written in dactylic hexameter, including epithets like "Dick-sucking" "thrice-loomed".

FUCKING GONE

Fuck you, touch pad. You're as sensitive as my dog after his daily kicking. You sperg out at the slightest fucking touch. I deleted my shit because of you. If you were a person I'd murder and eat you, then shit you out and murder you again.

Here's what I remember: A talking horse told Joe about Twerkers. Joe said something stupid, then did something stupid, then made fun of some aspect of cRPG. Good luck with your migration, Twerkers.

[CrazyCracka420]

I'm getting home a few minutes before the battle starts, and trying to get in a quick smoke (performance enhancing drugs) before the battle starts.  Would love to help you defend your village if you'll have me

I'm quite disappointed Joe didn't get his RP post in

[Kaelaen]

I know, I saw Kamikaze Joe as the latest poster in diplomacy and got all super excited and then... tragedy.

[dirtfan25]

    Sadly, the men and women(That one in TS that spoke with weird accent)  where all crushed. Dirtfan, by him self ran from the sorrow sight carrying his broken gear. The Crew was too busy Twerking and listening to music in TS and were unable to seize victory. Dirtfan leaves the village to his back which he knows the occupants are looting the gear off his dead Crew's back. Sadden and with Waffle's American song stuck in his head, he traveled off doing the only thing he could... Twerk.



   

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Fun Xp and battle with amazing TeamSpeak songs: Thanks to those who came on both sides

[Havelle]

Get dunked on

[Lemon]

Yeah twirking nerds

[partyboy]

aw I forgot about this b/c i was hung over and watching Pom Poko