My cRPG hero is PK_SWAGG and PK_BALLA
Because he is super badass playing on NA with 220 ping and still performing decently, not to mention, he has a very toned 6 pack, chiselled pecs and a shlong so hard it gets bruised.
They also wear whatever gear they want just to break the swagg-o-meter. Now thats just off da hooq