How would your country/government deal with a Dragon invasion?

[Havoco]

If the dragon attacked the US, it would be caught on video immediately. The video would become an instant hit on YouTube and the dragon would be offered a job in the next hobbit movie. The dragon gets more fame and becomes an A list celebrity. He then is elected as the governor of California. Through a series of bribes and threats, the dragon is able to run for president, even though he isn't a citizen. All the liberals and minorities vote for him just because we never had a dragon as a president. We would then be taken over by China because the dragon was born there.

The end

[Leesin]

England - Police attempt to subdue Dragon with pepper spray and batons, it fails. Government offers the Dragon a home to live in and a ton of benefits, it accepts and lives off of the taxpayers money, enjoying cigarettes and cheap cider whilst its 5 kids roam the streets all hours of the night.

[BlindGuy]

England - Police attempt to subdue Dragon with pepper spray and batons, it fails. Government offers the Dragon a home to live in and a ton of benefits, it accepts and lives off of the taxpayers money, enjoying cigarettes and cheap cider whilst its 5 kids roam the streets all hours of the night.

Ultimatly England wins vs the dragon, cause it dies young of multiple sclerosis complicated by a massively imflamed liver and kidneys, and a host of pnemonia like symptons caught from smoking too many ciggies.

Unfortunatly its young have no means of support and the cicle of goverment support for unenployed dragons continues. The one upside is the british military gets a big firepower (see what I did there?) boost when multiple members of the dragon family join the armed forces because they have no hope in any other area.