I've written this poem in the honor of the return of our king.
IT WAS ONLY A FEW DAYS,
SINCE KING SMOOTHRICH’ LAST MUTE.
IN THE MEANTIME,
KESH HAD PROVEN HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS A DUDE,
AND THAT DUDE WASN’T RHALZO, THAT DUDE WAS HIMSELF.
KESH HAD BOUGHT TWO M&Bs,
THEY’RE BOTH ON HIS SHELF!
NOW OUR KING HAS RETURNED,
TO JUSTICE SEEK!
HIS SPIRITS ARE REAWAKENED,
BY TAKING A PEAK,
ON KESHES WICKED BODY,
HALF MAN, HALF CHICK,
IT WAS NOW CLEAR,
THAT KESH WAS A MULTIACCOUNTING DICK.
BUT WE ALREADY KNEW,
THE KING TOLD US BEFORE!
NOW HE RALLIES US TOGETHER!
AGAINST KESH WE BRING WAR!
NOW KESH IS ON THE RUN,
TKOV TOO,
THEIR PUNISHMENT FROM KING SMOOTHRICH,
IS DUE!
AND EVERY SPERG DEAD,
LIKE SANDS IN THE DESERT,
SMOOTHRICH DID IT,
HE CAST FORTH A PLAGUE,
BY BRIBING A WIZARD.
