Last Hours of Beloved cRPG

[Tanken]

Welp, we survived, darn.


When are we going to end this drama and grudge Miley and hug it out?

[Taser]

Welp, we survived, darn.


When are we going to end this drama and grudge Miley and hug it out?

When the world ends.

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I slay myself.

[Arrowblood]

exact at 00:00 someone fired a gun or something  outside my house 

[KaMiKaZe_JoE]

I can just imagine some masked, Mayan death-god standing before a closed gate, checking his watch, comparing it to that damned, prophetic calender. Suddenly he'll shout, "Open the gate!" and the door will fling open, spurred on by the power of his voice.

And lo! Hordes of dickless cav will pour forth, and kill everyone on earth while they're sleeping. You know, because cav only kills AFK's.

Peering through the gate, one would see, in his last moments, a Field by The River. The source of the apocalypse would look suspiciously like cRPG.

And the Mayan god would remove his mask, and there's chadz. Sneaky guy. It was all a lie...

[owens]

A level 70 strength build equivalent with a member of flaming iron and a will bent on bending you spawns from the pit of hell. You run but find that even the fastest vehicles on earth are no match for the that glorious sumpter. You pray that armies of the earth could stop this behemoth but alas even the greatest nuclear weapons, which boil the soil of the earth and light the sky with the power of ten suns don't even harass the beast.

The greatest armies of the earth are crushed like bugs. Fighter jets collide with the giant like grasshoppers on a car window. From the mouth of the tyrant spew swarms of smaller iron soldiers destroying and raping all that they come across. Even the strongest and most well armed men cannot resist these tungsten clad terminators.

All is lost, it seems.

Miraculously PK double spawn and slap the foul beast and its spawn with there substantial girths. The battle rages on until with a thud like non heard on earth the beast receives a killer blow. It falls to the earth and from its torn and twisted body thousands of naked women more beautiful than any found on earth flea.

PK looks over this wrecked earth having one the final round. After much discussion PK decide to reassign ownership of this wrecked and reshaped earth, taking a few thousand maidens each they repopulate the earth. They each claim a territory within this new world known as Calradia. The rest is history.