Earlier this fine evening I felt a strong sensation in my abdomen which could only foreshadow the coming of an intense bowel movement.
I excused myself and immediately relieved the accumulating pressure.
Upon returning to my personal computer I saw a poll had been started. It was a ban poll! To ban me! Egads!
I start typing with zeal and running around to show that I had been temporarily AFK and was back to help slay the common wretched foe!
Unfortunately, the poll was passed and I felt the wrath of emperor banhammer III.
This was quite confusing for a bloodthirsty warrior such as myself. My bowels only took 5 maybe 6 big hands of the clock movements to clear out! How could this be so?
The moral of this story?
Please don't be so fucking liberal with the voteban system... why would I AFK in gear? That's a first tip off, dummies.
A ban for a shit? I must say, shitting generally doesn't cost me anything
