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Offline DumpsterNerd

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Hey infantry
« on: October 08, 2011, 01:56:39 am »
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Hey bundle of stickss,

My name is cav_player, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, poor, infantry who spend every second of their day walking to battles. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any riding skill? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to nerf cav because of your own lack of skill, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to +3 loomed longspears.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was leader of my strat clan, and top on the scoreboard. What skills do you have, other than "get horsebumped and cry to admins"? I also can manual block, and have a +3 champion cataphract (She just reared me; Shit was SO cash). You are all bundle of stickss who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Re: Hey infantry
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2011, 02:01:39 am »
I hooah this
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Re: Hey infantry
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2011, 02:03:10 am »
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Re: Hey infantry
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2011, 02:05:28 am »
This was long overdue...

Too bad this one is pretty unfunny. You could have made so much more out of it...

I made it in like 30 seconds.

Make one better and I will give you a loom point.

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Re: Hey infantry
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2011, 02:22:58 am »
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Gief loom point.
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Re: Hey infantry
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2011, 03:22:40 am »
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Re: Hey infantry
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2011, 04:29:44 am »
heh

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Re: Hey infantry
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2011, 10:07:37 am »
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Gief loom point.

+1 give that man a loom point!
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Re: Hey infantry
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2011, 10:52:34 am »
Anyone ever heard of this Dumpsternerd who claims to top the scoreboards?^^


Nice text their wayyyne :D

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Re: Hey infantry
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2011, 10:54:17 am »
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Hey bundle of stickss,

My name is Phyrex, and I hate everyone of you. All of you are fat, poor, peasants who spend every second of their life as easykills. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a 100-3 k/d ratio on EU3? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to nerf the hell outta 2handers because of your lack of blocking skill, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than those cav fests on EU1.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a diplomat of 22nd, and top the scoreboard. What skills do you have, other than "Constantly backpedaling with the longest polearm you could find blocking everything until you can eventually sneak a hit in"? I can also kick and chamber like a boss and got a banging hot +2 German Great Sword (Just loomed it up to Masterwork. Shit is SO OP now). You are all peasants who should delete their chars. Thanks for listening.

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Edit: Phyrex is actually a pretty decent guy. Please don't be offended if you read this, Phy D:
no loom point for him... 1 hour and 20 min passed from his last post... 30 sec was time for loom point.

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Re: Hey infantry
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2011, 07:13:42 pm »
my old friendcher
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Re: Hey infantry
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2011, 02:25:33 pm »
Trololol  :lol:
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