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So I used cash today
« on: July 26, 2012, 10:39:54 pm »
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I used cash today. I was going to a theme park and I thought it would be a good idea to have some handy just in case.

I selected my items for payment just like normal. But instead of swiping my card and dutifully entering in my pin number, I handed over a nice crisp 10 dollar bill that printed out at Walmart when I purchased my ice chest.
At first the transaction went as I expected. The teller gave me a receipt, and then handed me back some bills for my change. I fully expected this and even had a spot reserved for them in my wallet where I stick old receipts and phone numbers or email addresses that got written on a post-it note for some reason.
But then she tried to give me a handful of various bits of metal in different colors. Some was shiny, a bit like chrome on your car's bumper, others were a dull brownish color like a drain or air conditioning tubing. My first reaction was to reject them, but she seemed determined to give them to me and expected that they were to be a part of the transaction. I was at a loss for a moment as to what to do. I didn't want these pieces of metal sliding around and out of my wallet. Then I adapted to the situation when it hit me. These metal bits would fit perfectly in the little pocket where I keep my guitar picks. I stuck them there and the teller looked like that was what she expected me to do.

Satisfied, I left the store. It was a bit odd, but I'm proud of the way I was able to interact with another culture like that.  :P
 
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Re: So I used cash today
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2012, 01:04:25 am »
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The best place to store them is in your arse until you want to use them to purchase an item.

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Re: So I used cash today
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2012, 01:15:03 am »
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So your american express centurion card got lost?  :D
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Re: So I used cash today
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2012, 10:47:52 am »
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In the time I spent in the states, I quickly realised that american change is pretty much useless. The biggest value coin (that I encountered) is 25c and people would look at you like a freak if you tried to pay for anything in just change.

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Re: So I used cash today
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2012, 10:53:50 am »
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In the time I spent in the states, I quickly realised that american change is pretty much useless. The biggest value coin (that I encountered) is 25c and people would look at you like a freak if you tried to pay for anything in just change.

Yeah I have a giant sack that I throw all my spare change into.

It's a big sack. Heavy, too.

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Re: So I used cash today
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2012, 11:06:23 am »
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Get cheap socks and you can make lots of coshes!
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Re: So I used cash today
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2012, 11:43:30 am »
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Yeah I have a giant sack that I throw all my spare change into.

It's a big sack. Heavy, too.
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Re: So I used cash today
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2012, 11:50:55 am »
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This is pretty much the future.

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Re: So I used cash today
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2012, 08:00:21 pm »
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Re: So I used cash today
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2012, 08:04:59 pm »
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My kingdom for larger denomination coin currency.
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