So I'm all tarted up, kilt held high, blood red lipstick coating the area approximately around my mouth.
Anyway, for 5% of your winnings I'm willing to sell you my 500 tickets on the next lottery.
First come, first served.
What am I on about you may be wondering.
You give me 50k. I buy 500 tickets. If I win I keep 5% and you get the rest. Simple proposition no?
Your sweatiest whore,
Frank