Pleasant Pheasant Peasants! [NA]

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Pleasant Pheasant Peasants!

After more thought than it was worth, I've decided to make us a forum thread! For those who don't know, I, as well as some other NA community members have been running around the past few weeks as the Pleasant Pheasant Peasants. We've been recruiting silently for a while now but now that we have decently skilled players (read: Noodles) we, or rather, I, as I'm a dictator, want to start recruiting publicly.

Our story, even though no one will read it:

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Many moons ago I played as o_opokerface, the nastiest stone thrower this side of the San Diego river. I quit after a bit, but then early this year I started playing again. As I kept retiring I tried a variety of different names until I settled on Pleasant_Pheasant_Peasant. Then one day I became friend with Volkwin and we started playing together, eventually he created PleasantPheasantPeasantII. After awhile I managed to Cajole Vandoe making PleasantPheasantPeasantIV, since the number would fit in the name. After more join though we had to remove the spaces from our names, so King James took spot III. To my surprise I had people asking to join my little group of peasants, now we're up to Nine member! Now I'm tried of telling people in game chat how to join I've made this thread to streamline recruitment

Member List!

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PleasantPheasantPeasant - Your gloriously inexperienced and crappy leader

PleasantPheasantPeasantII/Volkwin - The only peasant with true snazz

PleasantPheasantPeasantIII/King James of Acre - The only noble peasant you'll ever find

PleasantPheasantPeasantIV/Vandoe - The only peasant with the balls to make a peasant without balls

PleasantPheasantPeasantV/Noodles - The only peasant who can block

PleasantPheasantPeasantVI/Someone from MB - Noodles's buddy, I don't even know him

PleasantPheasantPeasantVII/SkookstheSomethingOrOther - The Mystery Peasant

PleasantPheasantPeasantVIII/WipeMePls - The only peasant who wipes

PleasantPheasantPeasantIX/ZeKing - The peasant who took forever to get to join

PleasantPheasantPeasantX/Miserable Old Bastard - The only peasant without a soul

PleasantPheasantPeasantXI/Sitvek - The hottest peasant alive

PleasantPheasantPeasantXII/Checkers - The nudist peasant

PleasantPheasantPeasantXIII/Savvii - The peasant with the coolest name

PleasantPheasantPeasantXIV/V4lliant - The peasant with letters in his name

PleasantPheasantPeasantXV/ Taril - The first peasant to want to join

PleasantPheasantPeasantXVI/Colonel Sander's - The only peasant with a rank in the military

Builds and Equipment. If you don't read this I'll kill you.

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We have a very strict set of builds and equipment. The following is the armor and weapons:
Straw Hat
Shirt
Woolen Hose
Cudgel
3x Smoke Bombs

Your build at 34 should be as follows:
Strength: 40
Agility: 3
Proficiency points can be put where ever you like
Iron Flesh: 13
Power Strike: 13
Your last remaining skill point can be dealt with however you like

Peasant Tradition. Read this too. It's not long, so don't worry about your eyes burning out

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Just a few things in a list format because it's easier for me to write:
When a peasant dies another peasant must throw a smoke bomb on their corpse to honor their passing
When a lightly armor opponent tried to fist fight you fist fight them back, but if a tin-can fist fights you feel free to use your cudgel
Always approach enemies with your cudgel in an upward block position spamming QGH. If they don't attack you either hug them and start a party or pass them by.

How to join.

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Either message me here on the forums or add Zest Everything on Steam

Banner.

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Big thanks to Tanken for making it.
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Rules.

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1. Be nice, no one likes a jerk.
2. You must use the given build and equipment. Under certain circumstances we may go full plate, but that doesn't happen very often.
3. You have to be in America and speak English (Spanglish doesn't count).
4. No chats about controversial topics, like religion or politics as they tend to ruin clans.
5. We don't have much in the way of clan ranks, but if you can try to cooperate. Unless I give the orders, I'm a dictator so do what I say.
6. You have to join the steam group, this is how we communicate.

Disclaimer. Still nothing

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I've never made a clan page before, so I'm well aware that this sucks. If something glaring is missing just let me know.
Against my better judgement I'm going to post this now, please don't be too harsh.