Truebedours poem for TAEOSTINE (BG1NE)

[taeostine]

"The hills did blow the tale of a man who's deeds did bring maidens to thier knees."
"This man was taeostine, who fought the giants of calderia in with but humble means!"
"his followers with him did they ride, for the sought his wisdom and and stayed by his side in battle"
"All but one did fall on the battlefield  in the midst of fall, there stood taeostine. I the field.. He had saved thier x5 all!"

LORD TAEO

[Brrrak]

I wept a little.

[Tzar]

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[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

"There once was a girl, named Taeostine."
"Crying about the boys who had mocked her, they were mean."
"So she turned on her PC, and played cRPG."
"Spawncouched by BADPLAYER, Taeostine withered, now she would dream, about being in the 1% team."
"Now TAEO was mad, she also was sad, began cutting herself and smashed her face into the wall, it broke her nose and wrecked her ugly ass face even more."

 ~ Zlisch_KafeinsBestBitch

[Brrrak]

"There once was a girl, named Taeostine."
"Crying about the boys who had mocked her, they were mean."
"So she turned on her PC, and played cRPG."
"Spawncouched by BADPLAYER, Taeostine withered, now she would dream, about being in the 1% team."
"Now TAEO was mad, she also was sad, began cutting herself and smashed her face into the wall, it broke her nose and wrecked her ugly ass face even more."

 ~ Zlisch_KafeinsBestBitch

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Stop hating on Taeo, man, you just jelly.