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Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
« Reply #45 on: March 10, 2012, 12:07:25 pm »
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ya.  kinda sad.  thought with people throwing out money to get other peoples names changed,  sth like this might work,  but meh  :rolleyes:
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Re: the Body Guard thread
« Reply #46 on: March 10, 2012, 12:18:05 pm »
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Re: the Body Guard thread
« Reply #47 on: March 10, 2012, 12:31:13 pm »
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Re: the Body Guard thread
« Reply #48 on: March 10, 2012, 02:12:40 pm »
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Re: the Body Guard thread
« Reply #49 on: March 10, 2012, 02:55:49 pm »
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I have a small business in strategus, I need some good followers who will join my battles.
There is maybe one or a little bit more or less battles a week, so it’s very easy work for you.

If you are good EU player, willing to fight small skirmish battles for me. PM me:
Tell me about your skills, payment you wish, time you can normally engage in my battles.
Special skills
like willing to follow orders/battle plan, experienced field commander and TS speaker, developer, admin, connections to major clan… If you are not in a clan then maybe you can use your crafting skills for me (for additional payment)… Tell me all things that make You special.

Ofc I would pay with crpg money, maybe per battle you were at or maybe per time contract, we will see.
You don’t need change your nick, just be reliable, be cool. You don’t need to fight against your own clan in my battles but you have stfu about my equipment/plans…

So I search for something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpLtXIlkyYA&feature=related
« Last Edit: March 10, 2012, 02:57:57 pm by Vote »

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Re: the Body Guard thread
« Reply #50 on: March 10, 2012, 06:53:31 pm »
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well guys,  here is your first costumer.  have fun

I have a small business in strategus, I need some good followers who will join my battles.
There is maybe one or a little bit more or less battles a week, so it’s very easy work for you.

If you are good EU player, willing to fight small skirmish battles for me. PM me:
Tell me about your skills, payment you wish, time you can normally engage in my battles.
Special skills
like willing to follow orders/battle plan, experienced field commander and TS speaker, developer, admin, connections to major clan… If you are not in a clan then maybe you can use your crafting skills for me (for additional payment)… Tell me all things that make You special.

Ofc I would pay with crpg money, maybe per battle you were at or maybe per time contract, we will see.
You don’t need change your nick, just be reliable, be cool. You don’t need to fight against your own clan in my battles but you have stfu about my equipment/plans…

So I search for something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpLtXIlkyYA&feature=related
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Re: the Body Guard thread
« Reply #51 on: March 10, 2012, 08:58:04 pm »
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I'd like to purchase a Slave Bodyguard, but I do not see any NA players  :?

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Re: the Body Guard thread
« Reply #52 on: March 10, 2012, 09:51:21 pm »
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well guys,  here is your first costumer.  have fun

I got no pms with applications for bodyguard in my strategus battles; I still search for 2h/polearm, archers, horsemen, shielders but only in my strategus battles not in normal crpg. Apply if you want money.
« Last Edit: March 10, 2012, 09:52:48 pm by Vote »

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Re: the Body Guard thread
« Reply #53 on: March 12, 2012, 12:09:41 pm »
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Re: the Body Guard thread
« Reply #54 on: March 12, 2012, 01:34:56 pm »
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I'd like to purchase a Slave Bodyguard, but I do not see any NA players  :?

some eu players have very good ping on NA,  also you can consider archers like tenne or cav,  because they can cope with high ping best.

I would be up for it,  but am not playing atm
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Re: the Body Guard thread
« Reply #55 on: March 16, 2012, 01:24:21 am »
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I am here to sell my body!

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Re: the Body Guard thread
« Reply #56 on: March 16, 2012, 01:49:58 pm »
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Body guard sounds good but i think then you can change that for

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Nerf you maybe?