Nice battle chaos, you dastards!

[FRANK_THE_TANK]

Good fight 

I only wish I hadn't been so greedy and sold all your crap for half its worth in Tademesh 

Oh, and so pissed about not being able to parley, would have been a fine spectacle.

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Did you get any half decent gear?

I was surprised to find that even after teleporting halfway across the map I still have a pile of gear...

[Muki]

nope used most of it

[Malaclypse]

Oh man. You missed the parley Canary had with Arys who took your place after you disconnected. Boy, Arys must have said something to anger our little bird because suddenly our ranged units were aiming in mass at the Elder Peasant of Fisdnar xD KAWAII DESUU Arys-kuuuun

Here AFAIK is the entirety of what I gained, full disclosure:

207 Horse Saddles, 1 Arabian Straight Sword, 1 Nomad Sabre, 5 Falchion, 5 Hatchet, 1 Danish Greatsword, 1 Dadao, 3 Axe, 2 Round Cavalry Shield, 11 Hide Covered Round Shield, 2 Black Lamellar Vest, 9 Leather Armor, 2 Vaegir Helmet, 12 Yellow Hood, 8 Wrapping Boots, 10 Leather Boots, maybe a few leather gloves? not sure, 1 Bow, 8 Short Bow, 2 Tatar Bow, 1 Crossbow, 1 Bolts, and 11 Arrows.

[Mannhammer]

207 Horse Saddles

Are there even 207 horses in the land of Strat? 

[ArysOakheart]

Canary pulled a typical Chaos maneuver, asking us how we plea'd, only to tell us they already found us guilty! Giving the order to fire upon poor Betsy! After spending many a moment grieving the loss of our sacred horse god, I fled to our lines. They may have slayed her, but their ranged were too noob to slay an Elder Peasant such as myself, and I was able to flee behind our shield wall.

[Darkkarma]

Canary pulled a typical Chaos maneuver, asking us how we plea'd, only to tell us they already found us guilty! Giving the order to fire upon poor Betsy! After spending many a moment grieving the loss of our sacred horse god, I fled to our lines. They may have slayed her, but their ranged were too noob to slay an Elder Peasant such as myself, and I was able to flee behind our shield wall.

The weather was on your side, you old fool! Our bolts did not fly as they should have!

[FRANK_THE_TANK]

lol

I thought as much. Cool, I have no idea who I stole that DG off, but its gone all over the map for the last month lol.

[FRANK_THE_TANK]

I though I would share this lol. I left off the bums that didn't show.

PewPew is a golden god and I am ashamed that we lost, even with such a mighty effort! (I fuck you not that is exactly what it says in my battle report)

Malaclypse_of_Chaos vs FRANK_THE_TANK - Hide Details
- Battle time: 14.01., 11:00
- Battle duration: 05m40s
- Army size: 180 vs 55
- Battle result: 174 vs 0
- Winner: Attacker

The following soldiers were hired:
Name   K:D   Pay   Send   Comment
ROVer_PewPew   255:3   20 G      hi
Herkkutatti_The_Looter   2:3   600 G      
Latent   1:3   0 G      
Muki   1:3   25 G      CENSORED
Minoz   1:4   0 G      
ROVer_BlancNotezz_V   0:2   0 G      
indigocylinder   0:3   0 G      
AntiBlitz_ATS   0:3   0 G      1h/shield/cav
FRANK_THE_TANK   0:3   0 G      Give 'em hell!
Jen   0:3   460 G      
Argo   0:3   500 G      
glock16   0:4   1 G      
AEF_BigBird   0:4   1 G      
ArysOakheart   0:4   0 G      
Phath   0:4   340 G      
AEF_Dongal   0:5   540 G      bawlz

PewPew may now have the best KD ratio in strat...

[AntiBlitz]

i was shot 3 times, once everytime i spawned, and was black barred before i even got to the melee, the xbows are probably one of the most versatile weapons i would say atm for strat battles.

[Konrax]

I have 50 of the 200 horses.

[MrShovelFace]

perhaps... you will think twice before stealing my horse saddles next time

[FRANK_THE_TANK]

I didn't think once, so twice is probably not going to happen

It was a fun battle though, highly silly.

I just wish I had been able to go to parley and accuse CHAOS of heresy!

But oh well

[ArysOakheart]

There shall be a next time Frank, there shall be.