Twas Glorious! I only bought tridents, leather tunics and a hundred cudgels. I started out with 80 soldiers. I raided a few guys and my numbers swelled! We gained great equipment! But.. One day i noticed this gay pride parade! excited to stand up for the rights of the queers i rushed to aid them! Sadly they discriminated against one of my black members and would not let him join the all white gay pride parade! So outraged we charged out to attack! We easily defeated them and acquired their equipment! As I was going to sell some equipment I was attacked ruthlessly by a savage warlord known only as Shik! Defending for our lives.. Outnumbered... all was hopeless.. Then one man stood above the rest and said For the Mustache! And that is my story of how it happened and I am sticking to it
