Chuck Norris is the only man in the world who clogs the toilet when he pees.
BONUS:
Two men travel to the amazon rainforest in search of lost pockets of humanity.
As they travel through the forest they are attacked by a tribe and captured.
As the sit kneeling infront of the chief, he declares that there are only two options for trespassers.
Death, and ungabunga.
The first man stands up and says, "anything is better then death, I will take ungabunga."
So all the men in the tribe line up, they tie the traveler down to a tree and proceed to rape him repeatedly until every man in the tribe has had a turn. By the end the traveler was bleeding from every openeing and at the end the chief says you are free to go.
The second traveler, after seeing what happened to his companion tells the chief, "anything is better than ungabunga, I would rather take death."
So the chief declares to the tribe, "the second one has chosen death... by ungabunga."
