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Meet: The Peasent
« on: January 11, 2011, 01:55:08 am »
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From the Taleworlds, forum, I have copied the work to CRPG official forums! Sit back and enjoy.. Or flame. (YES THIS IS ME)

Meet Peasentus Hideos, or Peasent for short. the Peasent is mainly a humaniod creature that builds it's nest out of logs and stones. For food, Peasentus Hideos normally plants crops, making it unique from it's cousin "Leechus Nakedus" which scavenge for food. This creature also may forage for food such as berries and the weapons off of fallen warriors from the recent battle. The Peasent wears linen as clothing, and a hat normally made of straw to keep the sun off, as it is a light-sensitive creature, shown because it tends to live in dark and cold places. For Speech, the Peasent normally yells "ATTACK" and says such things as "FALL BACK" to signal to other Peasents. Whistles are a mating call that the Peasent uses.

Peasentus Hideos is not alone, though! The Peasent's breeding grounds are looked at by humans as places for war between "Tineo Cantus", "Arkus Shotus", "Ninus Jasus" "Horsea Bumpeon" and "Leechus Nakedus". The Peasent it caught between these wars and is murdered, because they resemble their cousin "Leechus Nakedus" which are killed are sight.

Trying to escape the danger, the Peasent will try to scurry away into his hut, but it shot by the creature "Arkus Shotus", which uses pointed sticks as their defense. Sadly, Peasentus has little way to defend itself, and rarely survives such clashes between these two forces, which randomly choose sides to do battle with one another. But wait! A lone Peasent has survived the battle, and believes he is safe! Sadly, again Peasentus Hideos is slaughtered ruthlessly by "Tineos Cantus", a creature that is also humaniod, but has hard skin and giant limbs in order to catch prey. Sadly, Tineos Cantus has is almost extinct do to massacres known as "Patches" . Sadly the Peasent cannot escape from these battles, because of the "Ninus Jasus" which uses speed and cunning to cut down their prey. They can track down Peasentus Hideos and mercilessly stabbed and cut to death by Ninus Jasus.

The last, and most dangerous predator of the Peasent is the Horsea Bumpeon. These feared creatures are half naked man, half stone horse! Unlike Ninus Jasus, who uses their brains to cut down any prey, the Horsea uses the front of the body to smash the prey into the ground until death. There is little way to stop this creature when it is comming at you, so they are feared throughout the land, and should be avoided. Peasentus tries to jump out of the way, but to no avail! The half naked human part of this horrid creature has no hands, but long points to pierce even the skin of the Tineo Cantus. The Peasent is said to praise these as gods of death and destruction, but not much is known about the rituals of Peasentus.

The Peasentus Hideos is a rare and endangered creature because of these horrible species of humaniods! Think twice before you leave them to die! Save Peasentus Hideos!

The Peasent is not to be confused with the SpyCrab, which is a close cousin to Peasentus. (Don't blame me for boredom!)
The first version of this is without the "Horsea Bumpeon"
And the peasent, the maybe last of his kind looked on in horror as corpses littered the landscape... But all that time... All that time Leechus Nakedus was standing there... getting 4
gold

per

second.

"And there's nothing you can do about it" Whispered the Leech.
« Last Edit: February 27, 2011, 12:35:13 am by DrTaco »
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Re: Meet: The Peasent
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2011, 01:59:02 am »
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+1 huge win.made my day.thank u sir.

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Re: Meet: The Peasent
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2011, 04:56:48 am »
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Save the Peasent!

« Last Edit: February 27, 2011, 12:33:34 am by DrTaco »
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Re: Meet: The Peasent
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2011, 04:24:43 pm »
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funny :)