Dont provoke me and there wont be a problem.
Dont poke a bear, and you wont get mauled.
Its a simple theory. Even simple minded people should be able to understand it. Or do you require me to say it in smaller words? perphaps fetch some finger paint?
Shoosh Child.
Ive got socks and underwear older and smarter than you.
Shoosh. Ill get no enjoyment from embarassing you.