I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
Greetings Donkey King chadz,
hey chadz you good ol' rustler,irish swindler,we have a big mafia clan here in Turkey and we are recruiting international cyber thieves.Me and human resources department of our Mafia gang is interested to work with you,team of larceny experts already evaluated your skills in larceny and confirmed that you have the required skills.In order to continue the hiring process,I must video interview you on skype so as to evaluate your interpersonal skills.We are a clan with high ideals and big projects,you will feel honored to work with us.However it takes some time for our internationals employees to get use to how things work in Turkey,but i think you will nail it.Like u nailed everyone in Okam.
Insincerest regards,
Godfather Yuhmaz
Larceny Mafia Team Ltd.
Istanbul,Turkey