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What does your penis look like

straight
8 (61.5%)
curve up
2 (15.4%)
curve left
2 (15.4%)
curve right
1 (7.7%)

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Offline kasMVC

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Very important please vote
« on: October 29, 2018, 02:29:55 pm »
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Hello I've been wondering why my people like curved swords so much. Maybe we all have curved penises? Mine is straight but I was just wondering what yours looked like. Comment about the advantages and benefits of the shape of your penis.

For example

With a curved penis do some curve up? Curve left or right? Does anyone have a penis that curves downwards?? How does this affect your pee pee.


Ill go first.

My penis is straight not sure what this does or if it has any medical benefits!
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Re: Very important please vote
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2018, 02:30:41 pm »
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Follow up question:

With a curved penis do you have any attraction to curved swords??
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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2018, 03:05:14 pm »
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Re: Very important please vote
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2018, 03:10:31 pm »
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If you choosed straight your penis is probably too small.People are generally right handed,right footed and also bend their penises to the right side in order to hide it when situation gets tight.Everyone in public makes a move with their pants(penis bending move) in order to hide their straight erection from the other people in inappropriate situations.That move everyone knows/does.
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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2018, 03:32:48 pm »
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I would want a downard bending penis so that i could penis right into the toilet you know?
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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2018, 04:21:18 pm »
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I have a dick too and his name is Mark and hes my bf. Hes straight btw, I dont even know what kind of sexual orientation curved is supposed to be
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2018, 04:34:20 pm »
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Quote from: kasMVC on October 29, 2018, 03:32:48 pm
I would want a downard bending penis so that i could penis right into the toilet you know?

You couldn't make it fit cuz u have a big ass lol,not relevant to ur penis.

Quote from: Cassi on October 29, 2018, 04:21:18 pm
I have a dick too and his name is Mark and hes my bf. Hes straight btw, I dont even know what kind of sexual orientation curved is supposed to be

Stfu dominant lesbian bitch,this thread is exclusive for male human species.
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2018, 06:20:21 pm »
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the problem with this poll is that I need to see if there is a correlation or relationship between what your penis looks like and what your sword looks like

upon further research brown people used curved swords because they generally wore lighter armor so cut was more effective
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Re: Very important please vote
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2018, 07:46:03 pm »
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Quote from: kasMVC on October 29, 2018, 02:29:55 pm
Hello I've been wondering why my people like curved swords so much. Maybe we all have curved penises

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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2018, 08:14:19 pm »
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kasMVCs penis is probably shaped like his profile picture
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« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2018, 09:35:56 pm »
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That would deliver new artistic ways of deepthroating ... :thinkturtle:
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