Author Topic: GOBBLIN REGENT PLUMBO DECLARES WAR ON HESKEY, BLACKPANDA, AND TRANSGENDERED FOLK  (Read 574 times)

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There pieces of shit and I don't blame him and the rest of the GOBBLIN REALM is backing him up so says THE MOUTH OF THE GOBBLIN KING

Gentlemen,

seeing as heskey took his sweet time hitting me back with...absolutely nothing, i have decided to challenge a more competent and confident opponent. a 12 year old mexican. kinda sad, ffs hesk, even james swung harder, and spun faster!
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idk if heskey is completely bitchmade now or just temporarily missing his balls, i cant force him to shit talk, much like the trannies insist on reminding me "JUST CUZ I WAS A BORN A MAN AND HAVE A BALLSACK, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN FORCE ME TO ACT LIKE ONE AND USE IT!" fair enough

while we wait for heskey to find his missing manhood, i now declare war: on BlackPanda

brilliant isnt it? a wonderfully worded well crafted piece of extreme racism, cleverly hidden within his own name. for those not on the inside of the joke, or unable to realize the sheer brilliance of it, you have to take into context the biological nature of the two creatures specified in his name. you see, blacks and panda bears have a commonality, specifically the similarity between how they operate sexually.

most every creature's main sexual objective is reproduction for the betterment of your species. except in the case of african americans and asian panda bears, producing a(an?) offspring is the last on the priority list, to such an extent, both pandas and blacks go to excessive measures to remain childless.

and so you see, its quite clever, brilliant yet simplistic, a truly sly way for some incredibly racist pos to get away with saying

NIGGAS ACT LIKE PANDAS

and then it hit me: what if, its not about bears'n'blacks fucking, what if, its about...color (colour? go fuck urself)
to which i say: WTF do you mean Black? your like, half white, or at least partially so.

and while you can argue you didnt name yourself ALLBLACKPANDA the implication is still being made.
heres the thing, if you *were* an all black panda...you would not be a panda...you'd be a blackbear

the failure, inability or sheer laziness to recognize acknowledge and appreciate the differences between the various sub groups is utter disrespect showing complete contempt for the entire species as a whole!

are you not human? take potatoes birds! for instance. we as humans are able to differentiate between the vast and wide variety of birds, not only by speech and migratory patterns, but also their color codings. it occurred to my obviously mental ass that calling yourself BlackPanda is akin to making the statement "all birds are JUST birds" ...MUTHERFUCKER!

ill have you know there are like...seven...teen...THOUSAND different types of birds, few of the them with the same colorings and many of them look simply magnificent.
for you to imply the insignificance of how a(an?) animal is properly colored is unfuckingacceptable and i will not have it!

the only possible defense you could have for such shameless ignorance, is that you are, infact, colorblind. i dont think you are.
maybe you are on some pretentious politically correct philosophical kind of color blindness. let me tell ya, the people that honestly think they transcend racisms on some "everyone is equal" bullshit, are thee most racist mutherfuckers out there. you dont get to paint the world with a single brush stroke whose only color is grey.

im grey and i can assure you, we, are NOT, equals.
this is exactly the sort of arrogant human bullshit Carl Sagan tried to warn us about in his imfamous speech "let birds, be birds"
because we arnt equal, we do have difference, we should accept and be proud of those differences whatever they are, the idea that we are all gonna go colorblind one day and completely erase all borders, colors, races, creeds? NO!

pandas are not fucking black, they just act like it, idc if you think they are like other bears, they arnt, like blacks, they dont have sex to reproduce, they simply, fuck for fun, and we arnt gonna change that about them anytime soon and its fucking racist for us to try.
let the friends be.


GURG: Heskey is still being a bitch and blackpanda is incredibly racist toward color schemes.
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I'm still confused as to what BlackPanda has to do about this but I have to defend my cuban amigo
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I'm still confused as to what BlackPanda has to do about... anything

aren't we all my good lad,
aren't we we all
I REMEMBER PLAYING IN RAIN
THROUGH THE NIGHTFALL WITH FOG
THAT CLOGGED UP OUR EYES
BUT IM MORE HORRIFIED OF A MOD
I NO LONGER RECOGNIZE