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Grobi a Uzkul! Skrund a Kazak! Dawi Dar Grobi a Kazak!
« on: February 24, 2016, 06:43:09 am »
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This Aggression will not stand any longer.
This menace must be stopped, for the good of all the peoples of Calradia.
Do not shelter this green beast, for he shall slay you in your sleep and steal from you in the morn.
Do not feed this green beast, for through proper nutrition will he grow stronger
Do not arm this green beast, for he will turn and slay you with your own blade.

Give this mongrel that one thing which he deserves
Death.

We Dwarves shall stand against this till the end, we invite you all to join us.
The Great book of grudges is Never Empty
But always room for more.

« Last Edit: February 24, 2016, 07:57:50 pm by Built »
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Also, James, you were legitimately mad at a rhyming dwarf on the internet.

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Re: Grobi Uzkul! Skrund Kazak! Dawi Dar Grobi Kazak!
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2016, 06:44:21 am »
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Re: Grobi Uzkul! Skrund Kazak! Dawi Dar Grobi Kazak!
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2016, 07:41:01 am »
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They have attacked us too!  Our one sole village, beset upon without warning.  There we were, peacefully crafting weapons of war and destruction, when these scoundrels came out of the woods like a rabid pack of dogs (oops, sorry HOC) gobbliney swine.

BUT WE WILL HAVE REVENGE!!!
Not sure how quick we can arrange this, but it will happen.

LET US CRUSH THIS MEGA FACTION, JUST LIKE WE CRUSHED THE EVIL HCE WHO ALSO ONCE THREATENED TO TAKE OVER THE MAP!!!

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Re: Grobi Uzkul! Skrund Kazak! Dawi Dar Grobi Kazak!
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2016, 04:50:48 pm »
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I don't know whats going on anymore.
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Re: Grobi Uzkul! Skrund Kazak! Dawi Dar Grobi Kazak!
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2016, 05:05:20 pm »
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I don't know whats going on anymore.

Gobblins are conquering the map and we're trying to stop them. I'd rather die on my feet, than live on my knees.

Just look at the map and how black it is. They are fighting an intelligent war really. Piecemeal map of NA while the majority of it plays NA trade simulator and thinks they won't be attacked. There's nothing else to know.
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Re: Grobi Uzkul! Skrund Kazak! Dawi Dar Grobi Kazak!
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2016, 05:38:14 pm »
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Just look at the map and how black it is. They are fighting an intelligent war really.

Yeah they are decently smart, actually. If we attack them we'll get called out for being racist by only killing blacks.  :(
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