No Escape ( even at work )

[StonedSteel]

There is literally no fucking escape from this shit, i promise not to play, and then play. I promise not to post stupid shit on the forum, and then i post stupid shit on the forum.

Its like smoking, its honestly, that fucking addicting for me. You quit for a bit, try one puff just to prove it doesnt have a hold over you, and boom, you're fucking hooked again on complete garbage that literally kills you as a person inside.

You wake up, go to work, and instead of actually making sure shit gets done...you reword the song Troublemaker by Weezer to fit crpg...


Im a fucking star, I dont care if you hate
People look at me and get jelly of my plate
Scrubs always ask, they try to understand
Why i am so unlike the racist frenchmans in the other clans

Hes a mystery, its true
No one has a clue
There isnt anybody else exactly like NOU
and when its party time
like 1999

*NOU PARTIES BY HIMSELF*

BECAUSE IM SUCH A SPECIAL GUY!

YEAH!

IMA PRO PLAYER, NEVER BEEN IN ACRE, IM THE FORUMS SAVIOUR

I SAY WHAT I WANT!

IMA CHAOS SLAYER, COMPARED TO GAYS, THEY'RE GAYER

I DONT HAVE THE AGI TO KEEP UP WITH THESE CUNTS

CUNTS!

I DONT HAVE THE PATIENCE

SPAMMY LITTLE FUCKS

CUNTS!

YEAH I DONT HAVE THE PATIENCE

to play with chaos scrubs



I need fucking help...i do that shit...OFTEN, i have a (an? ) entire list of stupid crpg songs.

[Yeldur]

There is literally no fucking escape from this shit, i promise not to play, and then play. I promise not to post stupid shit on the forum, and then i post stupid shit on the forum.

Its like smoking, its honestly, that fucking addicting for me. You quit for a bit, try one puff just to prove it doesnt have a hold over you, and boom, you're fucking hooked again on complete garbage that literally kills you as a person inside.

You wake up, go to work, and instead of actually making sure shit gets done...you reword the song Troublemaker by Weezer to fit crpg...


Im a fucking star, I dont care if you hate
People look at me and get jelly of my plate
Scrubs always ask, they try to understand
Why i am so unlike the racist frenchmans in the other clans

Hes a mystery, its true
No one has a clue
There isnt anybody else exactly like NOU
and when its party time
like 1999

*NOU PARTIES BY HIMSELF*

BECAUSE IM SUCH A SPECIAL GUY!

YEAH!

IMA PRO PLAYER, NEVER BEEN IN ACRE, IM THE FORUMS SAVIOUR

I SAY WHAT I WANT!

IMA CHAOS SLAYER, COMPARED TO GAYS, THEY'RE GAYER

I DONT HAVE THE AGI TO KEEP UP WITH THESE CUNTS

CUNTS!

I DONT HAVE THE PATIENCE

SPAMMY LITTLE FUCKS

CUNTS!

YEAH I DONT HAVE THE PATIENCE

to play with chaos scrubs



I need fucking help...i do that shit...OFTEN, i have a (an? ) entire list of stupid crpg songs.

HELLO AND WELCOME TO A STEP BY STEP GUIDE ON HOW NOT TO EVER PLAY C-RPG EVER AGAIN

Step 1: Get a sledgehammer
Step 2: Hit your computer until it is no longer a computer, hit it until it's a crumpled piece of metal with shards of motherboard, graphics card, RAM, CPU and everything strewn everywhere
Step 3: Find any other computer you can use and repeat Step 2.
Step 4: Become bankrupt so you cannot buy a PC
Step 5: Piss off as many criminal gangs as you can so that you are hunted forever, and thus have no time to be on a computer at all.


Congratulations, you have now stopped playing C-RPG
Warning: May result in: You being sued, defamation, death, agonizing torture for many hours, vandalism charges and homelessness.

[Rico]

it's like smoking? maybe you're smoking the wrong stuff
smoke stuff that makes you indifferent
including indifferent about smoking
and indifferent about not smoking
you will feel much more indifferent
i recommend

[Yuang]

Yeah, it's a drug, a opium. It can satisfy the pleasure you can't achieve in reality. Blade and sword, kill or be killed.

Maybe you should enrich your life, IRL, and make yourself busy. If not, then play it, no big deal, as long as it does not affect your life.

[HappyPhantom]

Somebody help this man.

[Casul]

Somebody help this man.

Ban him?  *cough* admin *cough*

[cup457]

Maybe you can finally learn how to write complete sentences instead of playing c-rpg?

[Morris]

Yeah, it's a drug, a opium. It can satisfy the pleasure you can't achieve in reality. Blade and sword, kill or be killed.

Maybe you should enrich your life, IRL, and make yourself busy. If not, then play it, no big deal, as long as it does not affect your life.

of course a chinese person brings up opium

[Asheram]

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[Golem]

start a band

[Bronto]

1. Record all the songs you write about crpg.
2. Play them for attractive girls or boys you'd like to bang.
3. Show them your looms.
4. ?????
5. Profit

[WITCHCRAFT]

Step 5: Piss off as many criminal gangs as you can so that you are hunted forever, and

This is the secret to happiness and success in all matters of life.

[Leshma]

Bruv, posting on forum is 10 mins activity per day on average. You enter, leave stinky poop and run away.

Playing cRPG can and usually does chop off few hours per day, many waste from five to ten hours per day playing cRPG.

NOT. EVEN. FUCKING. CLOSE.

[Yuang]

Ultimate method:
Turn off the computer network, only use mobile internet.
No loss!