I had my asshole licked by a girl in my younger days, but I wouldn't dare to present my current hairy abomination to anyone even if i wanted to
Neah, I can easily go through the rest of my life without the alluring pleasures of rusty trombones and such... That's something for the young and curious, or for those who have been married for 20+ years.
May be if I travel to Asia one day, pick up 5 girls, and let them make me feel loved - then everything goes. I'd let them debaucher me in the ways only the ancient pagan kings had stomach for.
