Liv Tyler all the way! We would first have a romantic dinner, with some vintage Amarone and venison, accompanied by live cello and violin. Then i would fill all the cavities of her body with my hot thick semen, and lay a dump on her tummy. I would finish with smashing a cello on her forehead.
Liv would get pregnant that evening, and we would repeat the whole program one more time three months later, only serving an aborted fetus instead of venison.
How about that ladies and gentlemen?