Interdesting. Never painted a table... Why would you commit such a deed?..
You are not a hippy, are you? Can't be... Just finished school or something, interested in furries or pretends to be interested, never really wrote about smoking weed extensively or taking LSD... Can't be a hippy! So why would one paint a table? It's truly beyond me
If it's ugly and old - throw it out and buy a new one. If you don't have money to buy a new one - let the old ugly one stay until better times come. No, i mean it, why would a very young man paint a table?
I would have to be high. Very high. That's like the only reason for painting a table in 2015.
Do you have a mannequin and some wooden masks/dolls as decoration at home, Clock? If you do, and you are painting tables for the fun of it, you might want to start smoking weed and play guitar - cause you are a hippy.