We are the Scat Clan

[Voncrow]

We are the scat clan and we lay claim to all of SKoTdom(New Kelredan, Nova Chide, Nova Burglen, Nova Tahlberl, Nova Iberan, for starters)
The Voncrow Kingdoms Third Vassal known as the Sovereign Kingdom of Thirdarrel's Third Republic Legion has began its assault on Chide to liberate it from the Heretical She/he/it witch and associates. All those who decide to join the Voncrow Kingdom will receive Vassalship Priority if you apply within the first week. Be aware this is a limited offer and shouldn't be passed up on. Do not miss your chance to make Multiple purchases of this limited time offer, this offer was brought to by the Voncrow Kingdom, #1 Kingdom with Crows in it.

First Battle in the Voncrow Kingdoms reconquest of the Scat Land: http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=4105
Be aware, all mercenaries who apply will receive congratulatory cheer and also receive an extended offer to join the Vassalship priority deal. This isn't a deal you want to miss. All cheers will be provided by your resident crow man.

And remember: If a Scat man can do it so can you!

[Bryggan]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scat

[Tristan_of_Erzoth]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scat

Thats the joke

[StonedSteel]

Thats the joke

does it fucking matter? that song is epic!

[Bryggan]

What fucking matters is that there is a new faction! And that's awesome, provided they are independent and bring a few new active Strat players- and hopefully more mercs. More people interested makes it more fun for everyone.

[Voncrow]

update: The war against house Stark has been won in favour of the hounourable Voncrow Kingdom. In the treaty we claimed Burglen and come that much closer to Thirdarrel's reunification. Glory the Third brothers, glory to the Third.

[Sandersson Jankins]

i would like credit where credit is due;

daruvian should be mentioned for, if not being the first, being the most passionate user of the term "scat clan" to refer to you in the Great Gobblin-Scat War of 2014.

Or was it 2013, fuck I can't remember

ok see you guys later

[StonedSteel]

i would like credit where credit is due;

daruvian should be mentioned for, if not being the first, being the most passionate user of the term "scat clan" to refer to you in the Great Gobblin-Scat War of 2014.

Or was it 2013, fuck I can't remember

ok see you guys later

SANDY !! COME BACK WE MISS U!

game is still shit, but it would be less shitty with cool people back

[Voncrow]

Daruvian #2 Vassal  in the Voncrow Kingdom. Honour be to he who rides the Gobblin.

http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/the-inquisition-of-scat-clan/

This ancient archive proves my claim to all the territory in the picture in the first spoiler that is a perfect representation of SKoTland. This ancient work has been placed in the Museum in Chide for all visitors to see.

Also a good example of how good the diplomacy forum could be. Also looking back at times when I sucked at this game.

[Sandersson Jankins]

SANDY !! COME BACK WE MISS U!

game is still shit, but it would be less shitty with cool people back

Thanks for the vote, man. But here's the problem:

I never thought the game was bad. Not once since 2012 when I started playing did I think "man, this game really just blows dick." Maybe when I first started out and couldn't figure out why I got wrecked, but not after that.

However, there aren't enough players for me to have fun. It's all about a 50/50 mix of DAT IMMERSION OMG IM A REAL INTERNET KNIGHT and OMG SO MANY PEOPLE TO STYLE ON AND KILL JESUS

And there aren't enough players for either of those

[Jona]

Thanks for the vote, man. But here's the problem:

I never thought the game was bad. Not once since 2012 when I started playing did I think "man, this game really just blows dick." Maybe when I first started out and couldn't figure out why I got wrecked, but not after that.

However, there aren't enough players for me to have fun. It's all about a 50/50 mix of DAT IMMERSION OMG IM A REAL INTERNET KNIGHT and OMG SO MANY PEOPLE TO STYLE ON AND KILL JESUS

And there aren't enough players for either of those

This sounds like some sort of self-fulfilling prophecy bullshit. "I don't wanna play cuz there aren't enough players." ~ all people that don't play anymore. 

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Think of all the nerds you would inspire to come back cuz you are once again gracing this game with your presence.

[Sandersson Jankins]

This sounds like some sort of self-fulfilling prophecy bullshit. "I don't wanna play cuz there aren't enough players." ~ all people that don't play anymore. 

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Think of all the nerds you would inspire to come back cuz you are once again gracing this game with your presence.

Yeah, see, I said that shit all through the time I was playing cRPG on my laptop. Cept I said it about strat "its shit because nobody plays it and nobody plays it because its shit"

I'm just not into it anymore, man. RIP, those times are over. But I'll remember them fondly, I met some cool motherfuckers here. I always meet cool motherfuckers on the internet, and I can never call a community shit.

Maybe I'd get some people to come back. I don't think I give myself enough credit to say I'd help too much. The people actually playing would be happy to see me, I'm sure. But I don't think people love me enough to just play cRPG because I'm there, man.

I think the only person I'd re-install and play cRPG for is Arowaine. None of my guys would tell me to play cRPG with them by this time, lol.



Seriously though, I had an absolute blast in Strat 4, shout-out to all that made it possible. It was like I was an ACTUAL autistic chief leading his less-autistic (except for sugar) troops into battle against a shockingly autistic foe. Best video game experience of muh life.

[Dutchydave]

Thanks for the vote, man. But here's the problem:

I never thought the game was bad. Not once since 2012 when I started playing did I think "man, this game really just blows dick." Maybe when I first started out and couldn't figure out why I got wrecked, but not after that.

However, there aren't enough players for me to have fun. It's all about a 50/50 mix of DAT IMMERSION OMG IM A REAL INTERNET KNIGHT and OMG SO MANY PEOPLE TO STYLE ON AND KILL JESUS

And there aren't enough players for either of those

We are getting nice 30vs30 strat battles mate, would be more then awesome to see you back in the mix, there are still some epic battles to come.

I think the only person I'd re-install and play cRPG for is Arowaine. None of my guys would tell me to play cRPG with them by this time, lol.

This Great Leader still plays here and there.

Yes yes I agree that there is to much violence in boxing

[njames89]

I think the only person I'd re-install and play cRPG for is Arowaine. None of my guys would tell me to play cRPG with them by this time, lol.

Arowaine is playing! Puties beware. It's a sign sandy... better go rally the fraisins. God knows jack needs something to do, and havelle is out of clans to whore with.

[CALAMARI]

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