Author Topic: Tasa Clan in to give that little spark (Read 807 times)

Taser · « **on:** January 04, 2015, 03:35:57 am »

"Where in the blasted 7 hells are we?" Taser shouted. "Sire, we're in the north. We just left sargoth. Don't you re.." "OF COURSE I DO. But there's trees everydamnwhere. At least the Black Company had signs and patrols around when you got lost. Where are the bastards anyway Minister?"

"They're dead, afk or missing sir. Most of their troops died in massive crime waves and what was left disappeared to their families when the silver ran out."

Taser sighed. "Of course they did.. And now this High King takes over their land without so much of a how do you do eh?"

"It certainly looks that way sire."

"You know what, I think we're near Jelbegi castle. Ask them if we can stay the night so we can get some rest and some directions." Taser grunted to his minister, Minister.

"Already did that sir and while the man known as Sitvek's flag drapes its walls, no soldiers are there and a roving mob circles its walls and grounds. Half the men I sent didn't make it back to give this message."

"Oh really? Then we should do something about it. Tell the captains to make ready. No one kills my people but me."

Tl;dr: I'm assisting the wardens in their war against Bryggan. I shall be attacking your fiefs and people. So basically.

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sitvek · « **Reply #1 on:** January 04, 2015, 06:22:01 am »

*A messenger rides over the countryside looking for his lord's army, Sitvek the Second Son, who is on his way toward a small village in which he will acquire more equipment*

Alarmed soldier:"M'lord, we have a messenger from the farms nearby your castle, Jelbegi, and needs to speak to you urgently he says.Do you have the time to speak to a mere peasant?"

Sitvek:"A peasant is no different than I, so yes, I do have the time."

*The soldier bows then steps away to lead the messenger to Sitvek*

Soldier: "Here is the messenger, m'lord."

Sitvek: "Alright, *Sits and waits*, well, are you gonna speak?"

Peasant: "Yes m'lord, I am just so tired from my journey, but I will attempt not to faint... okay, so as I was returning to the castle to sell my goods, I spotted a war party, setting up camp just outside of the castle, I saw guards on the walls in the distance, barely able to be seen, and I..."*Gets interrupted by the lord*

Sitvek: "Ah, I knew this would happen at some point in time, just not so soon, how many men do you think there were?"

Peasant: "I would say around four-hundred men to around five-hundred men, m'lord, I know the castle has less than three-hundred men."

Sitvek: "Damn. Who is the one besieging my 'precious' castle? I would assume one of the Wardens, or a Black Company hidden army."

Peasant: "No, it seems to be someone we have not heard of in these lands, a name that is known, but not by any peasant near Jelbegi."

Sitvek: "Who is it, lad, spit it out, will ya?"

Peasant: "If I saw the banner correctly, it should belong to a man known as Alfred Taser of TKoV."

Sitvek: "Hmm. I thought it would be one of my previous enemies, or my liege's enemies, but apparently not, a man who I have had no previous quarrels with, until now... What in the world would have provoked this attack?"

Peasant: "If it is any relevant, which I would say it is, some of the defenders killed multiple messengers who were only asking if the party could rest at the castle."

Sitvek: "Damned drunken bastards, making me enemies, oh well, hope they can defend themselves, I am quite busy with my own affairs, let alone this siege. Well. I guess you can join my party, if you know how to swing a sword. Would you be willing to serve me?"

Peasant: "I would much rather serve you than be a serf, m'lord, please, let me just notify my family."

Sitvek: "Very well, I will see you rather soon then, soldier."

*As the newly recruited soldier leaves on his way to notify his family that he will be absent from their presence. Sitvek, who by now is furious at who he allowed to defend his castle, checks his unread reports and letters, one letter being from his liege, Bryggan, who has given a copy of letters between himself and Alfred to Sitvek. As Sitvek checks these letters, he notices these are a few days old. Sitvek thinks back now when he was near Jelbegi and how he should have alerted his men that this Alfred was a friendly army and would not stir up trouble*

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Bryggan · « **Reply #2 on:** January 04, 2015, 06:33:04 am »

Another rather amusing event, as discussed by Sitvek and me:

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PS. Our lines are no longer so stretched. Except maybe in the far east. Jelbegi castle is armed, but not as well armed as Sitvek who will crush this... this... shame on the name TKoV then retake his castle. Usual shit.

LLJK_NaughtPrimary · « **Reply #3 on:** January 06, 2015, 09:41:49 am »

as a proud member and leader of the mighty BIRD CLAN. I take offense at your written words. I declare war. I experience great joy in bedding the same gender.

Gmnotutoo · « **Reply #4 on:** January 11, 2015, 04:50:57 am »

Quote from: LLJK_NaughtPrimary on January 06, 2015, 09:41:49 am

as a proud member and leader of the mighty BIRD CLAN. I take offense at your written words. I declare war. I experience great joy in bedding the same gender.

So say we all.

Bryggan · « **Reply #5 on:** January 11, 2015, 06:53:02 am »

"Sir, more people are getting off their sick beds and becoming active."

"Good, damn good," replied Bryggan.

"Not really. Most of them are moving against you."

"Better yet! We were getting too big. If these people didn't rise up against us, there would be no more wars. And without wars, there'd be no work for us mercenaries."

"Um, sir, you are no longer a mercenary. You are the high king of several united kingdoms."

"Oh shit, right."

"I think you are very drunk, sir."

"I think you are probably right. High King, eh? Cool."

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