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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #165 on: November 18, 2014, 05:22:39 pm »
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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #166 on: November 19, 2014, 11:20:10 am »
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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #167 on: November 19, 2014, 11:50:34 am »
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christ, what is it with you jerkoff kids and autism jokes? they are atrocious! im disappointed in darcuntian.

Dread you are the fucking BEST, man. I always loved you, because it's so fucking easy to. You have the most amazing way of insulting someone and making them feel good about it simultaneously. Seriously how do you do it man? You must have a fuck ton of friends I honestly wish I knew you in real life.

When someone insults me they'll just say "You fucking queer" and somehow THAT get's to me. Makes me angry. It makes me angry because its not substantial at all. It's fucking lazy. They didn't take the time to acknowledge my weakness and exploit it. Whether it being I look like a banana or whatever.

You, on the other hand- you come up with such lovely shit right off the bat. Maybe these aren't the best "dread" examples. But the shit I've witnessed you say is a fucking class act man. You do it in such a good way- you insult without making it personal or even pertaining to them. And it's over whatever medium: Ts, in game, or on the forums.

You just ooze coolness You are bad ass bro. And when you "tell someone off" I never think "oh shit that guy got told". No one does. We all just laugh and enjoy the fucking genius that is dread.


I'll forever remember the one time we were all in frisia ts getting ready for a strat battle. There was some annoying SS 16 year old british kid (and yes he ACTUALLY WAS 16) yammering on about some stupid bullshit. He was a right pompous douche. The second you came in you had everyone cracking up. He HATED it. He kept trying to make fun of you and bring you down (because before you came in he was leading the conversation) but you just kept deflecting the shit out of him. You turned around everything he said and did it without really being a dickbag. You had us all laughing.


That's what makes the community great. People like you. Keep it up man. And seriously autism jokes are over played. More than half of you assholes would be lucky to be considered autistic. You have no mental disease and are still sorry excuses for human beings (myself included).


There are a few characters from this mod I will always remember- Dread you are one of them. I was going to pm you, but this is a shit thread and deserved another shit post.

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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #168 on: November 20, 2014, 12:36:43 am »
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Not being able to interact with dreadnok on a regular basis is probably the single strongest regret I have for this strategus round being dead, and not playing this game much.
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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #169 on: November 20, 2014, 04:44:15 am »
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Dread is my only close friend on facebook.
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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #170 on: November 20, 2014, 04:59:44 am »
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Dread is the only person in crpg I trust for fantasy football advice. But then he acts like a huge cock and tells me what a fucking good team he has. Fuck that guy
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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #171 on: November 20, 2014, 04:52:00 pm »
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dread introduced the tommy toughtits complex. i owe him my virgin bumhole

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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #172 on: November 20, 2014, 05:54:02 pm »
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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #173 on: November 20, 2014, 06:14:04 pm »
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Dread you are the fucking BEST, man. I always loved you, because it's so fucking easy to. You have the most amazing way of insulting someone and making them feel good about it simultaneously. Seriously how do you do it man? You must have a fuck ton of friends I honestly wish I knew you in real life.

When someone insults me they'll just say "You fucking queer" and somehow THAT get's to me. Makes me angry. It makes me angry because its not substantial at all. It's fucking lazy. They didn't take the time to acknowledge my weakness and exploit it. Whether it being I look like a banana or whatever.

You, on the other hand- you come up with such lovely shit right off the bat. Maybe these aren't the best "dread" examples. But the shit I've witnessed you say is a fucking class act man. You do it in such a good way- you insult without making it personal or even pertaining to them. And it's over whatever medium: Ts, in game, or on the forums.

You just ooze coolness You are bad ass bro. And when you "tell someone off" I never think "oh shit that guy got told". No one does. We all just laugh and enjoy the fucking genius that is dread.


I'll forever remember the one time we were all in frisia ts getting ready for a strat battle. There was some annoying SS 16 year old british kid (and yes he ACTUALLY WAS 16) yammering on about some stupid bullshit. He was a right pompous douche. The second you came in you had everyone cracking up. He HATED it. He kept trying to make fun of you and bring you down (because before you came in he was leading the conversation) but you just kept deflecting the shit out of him. You turned around everything he said and did it without really being a dickbag. You had us all laughing.


That's what makes the community great. People like you. Keep it up man. And seriously autism jokes are over played. More than half of you assholes would be lucky to be considered autistic. You have no mental disease and are still sorry excuses for human beings (myself included).


There are a few characters from this mod I will always remember- Dread you are one of them. I was going to pm you, but this is a shit thread and deserved another shit post.

On the off chance a mod is reading this post: I have no feelings one way or another for you.

Move to New Jersey and just be yourself. I guarantee you will have dozens of dreadnok types insulting you to your face while everyone laughs at you within a couple days. You probably will think everyone is a huge dick and get scared by hearing all the "mafia accents" and the wild hand gestures people while any "posing" on your front is ripped apart and ruthlessly mocked and you will never want to visit New Jersey again. Or laugh and insult them back and everyone calls you a bundle of sticks anyways but they like you more for it.

Realize that outspoken NJ people like dreadnok and myself just call people out and insult them as a way of peer motivation and shit. Something I realize a lot more after moving from NJ to Minnesota which is disgustingly passive-aggressive and people don't speak their minds and act all reserved. Lots of managers and coworkers are basically just like dreadnok and say funny mean shit criticizing you and you can't help but laugh and maybe agree. Chris Christie the NJ governor and probable 2016 Republican presidential candidate has tons of viral youtube videos of just shit talking people who disagree with him while everyone laughs. He's real "jersey" and everyone wonders if it will work on a national scale or if everyone will think he is a gluttonous raging blowhard prick. I think both are true.

NJ culture is all about bluntly communicating your feelings in a harsh but funny way. So people openly criticize each other while making each other laugh, emotional bursts of "telling it how it is and saying how u feel" all considered normal. NOT calling people out on bullshit or bad manners is what is disrespectful. Everyone in Minnesota thinks I'm a psychopathic retard probably and they are probably correct''


Here's Chris Christie recently I just saw now. He treats a heckler like a ruthless stand up comedian and turns it into how great a leader he is while ripping into the outmatched heckler the entire time. He's hilarious and is going to tear shit up in Republican debates with his Jersey put downs.
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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #174 on: November 24, 2014, 04:12:27 pm »
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Dread's been there for a lot of hard times in our lives, but also the good times...

He's seen it all, through thick and thin and made it out like a beached whale.

I remember when he taught me how to ride my bike, he'd say 'Okay, kid bundle of sticks, here ya go down the hill' and gently tie the pink streamers from my handle bars around my neck for safety.

I remember when I finally was going to lose my v-card, dread callled me a 'pathetic fuckedface achne ridden waste of oxygen' but patted me on the back.
A New Jersey accent explaining busting hymens, now that's a memory I'll cherish.

Honestly, the guy deserve a monument to his cantankerous fun. It will have the metallic form of him leaning over small children in a grocery market probably sticking his fingers through donuts.

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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #175 on: November 30, 2014, 11:31:16 am »
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How dare you try to bond yourself to Dread, you are nothing compared to him.
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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #176 on: November 30, 2014, 06:25:52 pm »
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