Hirlok screw virginia, come on over to MD, sure it's a shitty state, but I live in there so it's got that going for it.
We can both razzle-dazzle things n stir up awesomeness here. Not much in the way of good forests or anything. But I can hook you up with my sister. ( u know u want dat)
A shitty state? I always laugh when people say that. I live in Potomac, Maryland. It's in Montgomery county. It's the exact opposite of the life of a hermit.
"It is also tied with three other zip codes (all within the Upper West Side or Upper East Side of Manhattan) for the greatest concentration of the "1 percent" in America."
Dan Snyder (owner of the redskins) lives 2 minutes from me. The former shah of iran who fled with all that money lives on River Road. His house is laughably huge. Ted Leonsis the owner of the Nationals and Wizards also lives very close to me. I used to smoke blunts and go look at his house. It's beautiful - and I don't attribute beauty to ostentatious shows of wealth.
You also have bethesda maryland. 2 girls I know very well (friends of the family) go to school with obama's kids at the Sidwell Friends School. Clinton, Gore, and Biden also sent their kids there. Bethesda and chevy chase are just insanely rich it hurts your soul.
The thing is though that 50 years ago potomac was all forest. I have beautiful tree's in my backyard. We have one of the hardest trails on the east coast in terms of hiking. My brother goes on it regularly. Maryland is definitely a beautiful state. There's so many trees and wildlife. My neighborhood alone has 2 government wildlife preserves. All you have to do is google "maryland hiking trails" Just where I live will crush your soul and spirit. Clockwork I don't know where you live in maryland- but you need to move asap. If you don't have natural beauty or materialistic bullshit around you then what the fuck are you doing?
