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Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2014, 11:59:40 pm »
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Great, an admin or item advisor or whatever here admitting to ghosting for clanmates in teamspeak and fucking up the game for everyone, thinking he's a real cool guy.

And people wonder why this mod's population is dead and everyone hates community admins. Fucking HoC piece of shit. Ban yourself.

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Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2014, 12:43:14 am »
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Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2014, 01:49:20 am »
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I have a +3 guisarme that looks like it would fit better on Gandalf  :lol:

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Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2014, 03:03:38 pm »
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Mod is still dead to me until NA2 is populated at 8PM EST.

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Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2014, 04:01:09 pm »
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definatly a +3 padded warhorse killing the last person alive on one team, then the person he was fighting.


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Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2014, 04:11:07 pm »
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definatly a +3 padded warhorse killing the last person alive on one team, then the person he was fighting.

Wow, I guarantee that has never happened before this and will never happen again. I've seen riderless horses kill people plenty of times, but never:
-to end the round AND
-kill both living players AND
-it wasn't even a heavy horse

I'm more surprised the Champion Padded Warhorse didn't get valor. "Suddenly Horse" indeed.

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Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2014, 08:07:55 pm »
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definatly a +3 padded warhorse killing the last person alive on one team, then the person he was fighting.
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Reminds me of this one time before the patch (which you were consequently present for as well... I think I see a correlation here).

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Finnian (RIP) was riding around couching everyone on my team, and round after round I was the one to put him down. Lo and behold, after I felled him one round and was occupied with fending off 4-5 enemies his (now riderless) horse sees fit to charge into the crowd and single me out. Apparently his horse was named Player2.
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Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2014, 03:10:05 pm »
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My heavy round shield got bork borked by Swedish Chef's cleaver in 3 hits.
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Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2014, 03:57:50 pm »
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My heavy round shield got bork borked by Swedish Chef's cleaver in 3 hits.

yathat dude is fucking terrifying. i noticed with this patch you need atleast 7 ath and wm to have any type of fun or be able to compete. and 1h swing mechnics are still trash.Bounce of dudes faces, i thought that was the fucking point of game, to smash people
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Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2014, 04:35:05 pm »
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I was fighting Phoenician yesterday and I glanced about five solid hits off of him. And he's not the only one I've had that experience with...
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Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2014, 10:23:55 pm »
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I got valor at level 20 with a crossbow...  :shock:
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Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
« Reply #26 on: November 10, 2014, 12:16:53 am »
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Managed to do 2 blocks in a row.  :shock:

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Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2014, 03:52:55 am »
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yathat dude is fucking terrifying. i noticed with this patch you need atleast 7 ath and wm to have any type of fun or be able to compete. and 1h swing mechnics are still trash.Bounce of dudes faces, i thought that was the fucking point of game, to smash people

Yeah, smash people at high speeds.
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