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Re: Donkey Facts
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2014, 04:30:11 am »
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Re: Donkey Facts
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2014, 09:41:29 pm »
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I'd like to paraphrase this whole site since the info is so great but I'll just let yall read it.
http://www.mikesdonkeys.co.uk/facts.html

here's a little snippet
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A donkey is stronger than a horse of the same size.
I think its time for a donkey buff!
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Re: Donkey Facts
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2014, 11:23:24 pm »
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Hahaha!  That's awesome!

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Donkeys don't like being kept on their own although a single donkey will live quite happily with goats.

Which is why everyone should spawn in on donks, rather than horses.  Either that... or add goats to cRPG!

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Re: Donkey Facts
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2014, 07:05:45 am »
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Goats would be great for Crpg! They would be able to charge and deal blunt damage

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Re: Donkey Facts
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2014, 07:30:34 am »
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Goats would be great for Crpg! They would be able to charge and deal blunt damage

We actually used to have goats...

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Re: Donkey Facts
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2014, 11:28:59 am »
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Another fun donkey fact:

During WWI, John Simpson Kirkpatrick and his mate Dick Henderson used donkeys to bring wounded back to the medical specialists!
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During the War in Afghanistan, many brave donkeys answered the call to Jihad and carried self-detonated explosive devises behind Infidel lines to gain access to eternal paradise through salak'ah mackmed!

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Re: Donkey Facts
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2014, 07:49:51 am »
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+3 Champion Donkey if I ever saw one.
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