I BELIEVE IN THE ONE TRUE GODKING, PARTYBOY OF BIRD CLAN BEST CLAN, THE SAVIOR OF OUR FUN AND BRINGER OF LADDERS. ALL GIVE PRAAS TO THE OMNIPOTENT LORD OF LOVE AND PEACE. ONE DAY WE WILL ALL UNITE TO PARTAKE IN THE SACRED FINAL PARTY, THE PORTAL TO HEAVEN WILL OPEN AND OUR LORD WILL ASCEND US MERE CRPG MORTALS TO THE LAND OF ETERNITY. IN THIS LAND NOTHING WILL BE NERFED, THE PEOPLE WILL BE HAPPY AND EVERYONE WILL BE HAVING GOOD GAMES, THERE WILL BE NO TERRIBLE LATENCY ISSUES, STRAT WILL BECOME GOOD AGAIN AND I WILL FINALLY GET MY FLAMING KATANA.
AMENUUUUUU
-The Prophet Gmnotutoo, hymn 4:20