The Admin bourgeoisie would have you watch donkeys and collect raffles for a chance to win an item we already have but they defaced. And I says "whos got da time"?
You think you look fashionable swinging that big dumb long hammer? You look like a circus freak and everyone is laughing at you.
Please, help us restore the Monument of Smash that is the Boulder on a Stick, and bring some civility and freedom back to those who don't feel like blocking.