One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny Greek man playing a tiny piano. Stunned, the man asked the bartender where he got the Greek. The bartender pulled out a bronze oil lamp and said "if you rub this magic lamp the genie inside will come forth and grant you one wish.
The man grabbed the oil lamp and rubbed it. The genie appeared and in a thundering voice stated "I shall grant you one wish, no more no less."
The man wished for 1,000,000 bucks, but instead, got 1,000,000 ducks. Infuriated, the man stormed towards the bartender and screamed "I asked your fucking genie for 1,000,000 bucks but i got 1,000,000 ducks.
"No duh", replied the bartender, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch PANOS?"