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Re: A joke for all your CRPGers out there
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2014, 09:07:10 pm »
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Best joke of cRPG...

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Re: A joke for all your CRPGers out there
« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2014, 09:24:45 pm »
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Haha did this seriously happen? :D I expected a shitty joke, but this was a great read:p

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Re: A joke for all your CRPGers out there
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2014, 11:23:13 pm »
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Haha did this seriously happen? :D I expected a shitty joke, but this was a great read:p

Glad you liked it!  It's not an original joke, but one I adapted for all my crpg friends and lovelies. :)

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Re: A joke for all your CRPGers out there
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2014, 11:52:58 pm »
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Re: A joke for all your CRPGers out there
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2014, 12:09:20 am »
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Here is the russian joke incoming...
A DRZ guy was walking through a forest when he saw a burning car. He took a seat inside and burned too.

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Re: A joke for all your CRPGers out there
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2014, 12:59:00 am »
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my brain is retarded
it took my like 2 min
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Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
You just killed me
Nerf you maybe?

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Re: A joke for all your CRPGers out there
« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2014, 01:04:35 am »
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Here is the russian joke incoming...
A DRZ guy was walking through a forest when he saw a burning car. He took a seat inside and burned too.

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Re: A joke for all your CRPGers out there
« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2014, 07:20:24 am »
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Here's a p good crpg joke:

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Re: A joke for all your CRPGers out there
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2014, 03:16:12 pm »
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This was a problem to solve in one of my high school math contest hahaha
Be A and B, two meme characters
Let figure the evolution of their wealth with an initial condition of 0$ for both.
box 1 :

A = -20$
B= -20$

Box 2

A= -50$
B= 10$

Box 3
A= -10
B= 10

Box 4
B is happy and A is alaso happy but wrecked
L2Math you scrub!
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Re: A joke for all your CRPGers out there
« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2014, 01:18:40 am »
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So an EU player, an NA player, and a CN player walk into a bar...

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...and as the last one is leaving the bartender says "I bet he'll remember the difference now!"
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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far

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Re: A joke for all your CRPGers out there
« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2014, 01:42:38 am »
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So an EU player, an NA player, and a CN player walk into a bar...

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"The long united must divide; the long divided must unite."
"How many things, before and after, all melt into gossip and laughter."

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Re: A joke for all your CRPGers out there
« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2014, 02:04:35 am »
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An aspiring stripper sees an advertisement for pole-dancing lessons. Eager to improve her moves she heads to the address listed. Walking inside she's overwhelmed by the stench of flop sweat and rotten ejaculate. Her eyes slowly adjust to the dim interior, lit only by the glare of a computer screen. Before her she sees the assembled pikemen of cRPG. "I-is this the pole dancing class?" she asks reluctantly. One of the men steps forward wordlessly, gripping a long pole. Jumping and spinning he deftly twirls the pole around and around, somehow managing not to strike any of the delicate computer equipment or empty Mountain Dew cans stacked throughout the room. For a moment the pudgy and pimpled nerd seems to be the most beautiful thing in the world. The woman bows and eagerly asks him to teach her. He solemnly nods in response. The pikemen spend all day piking her and all night poking her. The end.

why bother with expensive cleaning supplies? let nature take its course and let Ants do the cleaning for you! give them a few hours on any soiled food preperation surface and they'll take everything gross back to their tidy little home - leaving you tidy and clean too. remember high school biology? remember that neat word symbiosis? That's what this is. Neat huh?! Yea!

One time I tried building an ant-powered dishwasher, but the whole thing was a wash.

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Re: A joke for all your CRPGers out there
« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2014, 03:27:39 am »
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One time I tried building an ant-powered dishwasher, but the whole thing was a wash.


Sounds like you had a

buggy design.
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Re: A joke for all your CRPGers out there
« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2014, 08:32:41 am »
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One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny Greek man playing a tiny piano. Stunned, the man asked the bartender where he got the Greek. The bartender pulled out a bronze oil lamp and said "if you rub this magic lamp the genie inside will come forth and grant you one wish.

The man grabbed the oil lamp and rubbed it. The genie appeared and in a thundering voice stated "I shall grant you one wish, no more no less."

The man wished for 1,000,000 bucks, but instead, got 1,000,000 ducks. Infuriated, the man stormed towards the bartender and screamed "I asked your fucking genie for 1,000,000 bucks but i got 1,000,000 ducks.

"No duh", replied the bartender, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch PANOS?"
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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far